Megyn Kelly of FOX News dodged some of Howard Stern's more personal questions during Tuesday morning's in studio interview, but she couldn't dodge the ultimate Howard Stern Show rite of passage called "F, Marry, Kill" featuring FOX News co-workers Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.
The "F, Marry, Kill" game presents the player with three potential (highly unattractive) mates and then forces them to select which one they would sleep with, marry and kill if they absolutely had to.
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Howard Stern presented Megyn Kelly with her options for the modern day three-way Sophie's Choice: Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity.
Kelly paused for a moment, asking with a hint of desperation: "That's the only list I get to choose from?" and then plunging in head first: "I'm gonna marry, I guess Hannity. He's probably got the most dough and he's youngest."
"He does very well," said Stern approvingly, and then nudged her towards marriage and death.
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"I guess if I have to say, I'll go with O'Reilly on the "F" because he wrote a book that had some saucy sex scenes in there," said Kelly of her hypothetical lover.
That meant bad news for FOX News troglodyte Glenn Beck. In Megyn Kelly's F, Marry, Kill Fantasyland, the chunky chalkboard humper is a dead man.
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"I can see the headline right now," exclaimed Howard Stern with glee. "They're running it on Fox News: Megyn Kelly wants to kill Glenn Beck!"
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