Media outlets prepare for Lindsay Lohan to be dead

Lindsay Lohan dead? Comments from fellow celebrities, bloggers, media outlets and 
even Lindsay's father are sparking untrue rumors the Lindsay Lohan is dead. Photo/AP

Media outlets are already preparing for Lindsay Lohan's death. Due to her hard-partying image in the press, the Hollywood "it" girl and child-actress-gone-bad is facing the worst-case scenario in the papers.

Last week, Joan Rivers commented that Lindsay Lohan would be "dead in 10 years" if someone didn't take care of her, but Perez Hilton reported today that media outlets are already writing about her death certificate.

"This is disturbing, tragic, morbid and yet not surprising!" writes Perez Hilton on his blog. "Girl, people are already planning for your DEATH! Sources claim that several media outlets have pre-written [obituaries] for Lindsay Lohan, just in case her dangerous and crazy love of pAArtying finally has her meet her end," he writes, adding a quote from his alleged source.

"News outlets need to be prepared," Perez quotes the source as saying. "However shocking a story it might be, they are in the business of breaking news fast and any preparation that can be done ahead of time is them just simply doing their jobs. We all scrambled when Brittany Murphy and Heath Ledger died and don't want that to happen again."

Even Lindsay Lohan's dad has issued concerns that Lindsay could be dead in no time.  In a past interview with Entertainment Daily, Lohan feared the worst for his daughter saying she "could be dead" soon due to the "plethora of drugs" Lindsay possessed that you can't "mix drinking with".

So when Google trends spiked this week with several reports and rumors that Lindsay Lohan was dead, it may have been the most real internet dead rumor witnessed. With so many fans and followers internet searching to see if it was true, one has to wonder if they all would have been like Perez - "unsurprised".

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