This time. One year from now. Everyone will be in Olympic pandemonium. Summer olympic craze, which is unique. Winter olympics are kind of like watching women's sports. Sure it's going on, but who cares? The event next year will be hosted in London, which is about as close as we can get to having it in America as long as international competition committees are on their anti-American trip.
McDonald's has once again purchased a substantial sponsorship role with NBC to deliver the high powered athletics with some high powered fruit and walnut salads. Bet you didn't know McDonald's had that? Well, they're going to have to do much better to keep all the negative health nancy's at bay. Golden arches will be setting up a football field-sized location in London to accommodate the international crowds craving those all beef patties on a sesame seed bun.
London health nazis were none too pleased about the construction, campaigning hard for the city to replace it with a split outlet of Whole Foods and Urban Outfitters. McDonalds' was not content with its behemoth sized location, and also went ahead and set one down in athlete's village. You know, just in case Usain Bolt needs to fuel up on a filet of fish before the race. Personally I hope McDonald's continues its aim of global domination and the next Olympics includes a creatively judged 'what can you do with french fries in 5 minutes' contest. (If you've got some winners, please send me pictures)