Man Purposely Writes Phone Number on Bathroom Walls to Appear More Popular

Winston Ills, Nebraska – Republican Mike Joy has always had difficulty appearing popular according to his longtime friend and neighbor, Bill Schnazzio, so much that as of late he has purposely been writing his phone number on bathroom stalls so that he receives more calls. “He was never popular in high school. For the prom he had to dress up a bag of potatoes with a mop-head as his date. Everyone knew it was fake!” Added Schnazzio. According to call records and information obtained from the social networking website, Facebook, Joy has not had any success yet, but hopes to get more calls as soon as he locates his charger.