“If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?” asked Pink Floyd.
A 36-year-old Czech Republic man, Petr Svacha, ate all of his meat at a restaurant, but after he was forced to leave the eatery because it was closing time, his half-eaten bowl of pudding was left forlorn. Not to worry, say the Huffington Post on Oct. 17. Svacha returned, chainsaw a’blazing, and got his dessert.
Svacha ripped a hole into the restaurant, then sat down to finish his chocolate pudding, which fortunately was not bussed off the table.
“He sliced a hole in the door, climbed inside and went to his table, but when he grabbed the half-finished dessert he was overpowered by a waiter and handed over to police,” Zlin police spokesman Ales Mergental said.
If convicted (Not sure of what – dessert disorder?) he could face a year in jail, where I’m not certain if they serve pudding.