LAUSD, please listen carefully as our priorities have changed

Press 1 if you want to save LAUSD tens of thousands of dollars by reporting a senior teacher and have them sent to teacher jail.

Press 2 if you want to donate money to the candidate of the superintendent’s choice.

Press 3 if you want your children to have even more tests.

Press 4 if you want a charter school to share your local campus.

Press 5 if you want to hear a recording about the coming Common Core Standards.

Press 6 if you support a parcel tax to hire more downtown administrators.

Press 7 if you like the way we are reforming education.

If you wish to share your concerns about increasing class sizes or dirty school bathrooms, contact your local principal.

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, LA Public Education Examiner

Stuart has been a teacher in the Los Angeles Unified School District for 28 years. He is greatly aware of the district waste, large bureaucracy, and other major issues of the time. E-mail him at: StuartComputers@gmail.com.

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