Press 1 if you want to save LAUSD tens of thousands of dollars by reporting a senior teacher and have them sent to teacher jail.
Press 2 if you want to donate money to the candidate of the superintendent’s choice.
Press 3 if you want your children to have even more tests.
Press 4 if you want a charter school to share your local campus.
Press 5 if you want to hear a recording about the coming Common Core Standards.
Press 6 if you support a parcel tax to hire more downtown administrators.
Press 7 if you like the way we are reforming education.
If you wish to share your concerns about increasing class sizes or dirty school bathrooms, contact your local principal.