LAUSD in 2018

(The following is fictional)

Superintendent Deasy is Secretary of Education under President Rubio.

LAUSD has closed 2/3 of its schools as parents have transferred their children to charter schools.

The remaining LAUSD schools are filled with poor, immigrants, and special needs students as charter schools have rejected these groups.

The principals of the remaining schools have all come from the Gates academy for principals.

The School Board has been disbanded and the district’s main advisor and influence is Michelle Rhee.

Because of the drastic drop in the number of students, class sizes are large, and there is one teacher for every three classrooms with two assistants to monitor the rooms as the teacher floats.

There are no more employee unions for LAUSD employees as everyone who wanted to keep their job had to vote to dismantle the unions.

Tests are given every Friday and at the end of the month to assess progress.

The Gates, Fishers, Bloombergs, Waltons, Bushes, and other extremely rich investors have taken their tremendous earnings on their investments in charter schools and put them into the latest profitable tax incentive project, gasoline made from synthetics.

The senior teachers who taught before the testing frenzy have now retired and no one is left who remembers how to design a lesson plan as everyone just follows the books.

Educational bloggers are warning that with the investors withdrawing their investments from charter schools, most of the schools will close and leave LAUSD public schools to pick up the pieces and LAUSD has neither the resources, materials, staff, money, training or experience to do this.

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Stuart has been a teacher in the Los Angeles Unified School District for 28 years. He is greatly aware of the district waste, large bureaucracy, and other major issues of the time. E-mail him at: StuartComputers@gmail.com.

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