On Sunday evening, film director Myron Banks revealed that Lady Gaga is close to signing on to star in the film The Drag Queen of Auschwitz. It is quite controversial, as Gaga's character, Dorothy, is really a drag queen who wants to be skinny after gaining some weight. Karma hits her and she enters a time warp that takes her back to the Auschwitz concentration camp and really gets to lose weight.
Dorothy meets a concentration camp member named Ari and they fall madly in love. Somehow, Ari doesn't realize that Dorothy is really a man. Before they are about to be killed, Dorothy takes Ari through a time warp and they return to the present time. Now that they are able to get fully intimate, Ari discovers the woman he fell in love with is really a man. He gets upset. He beats her. But he eventually realizes that love is universal and that it doesn't matter if Dorothy is a man or woman. Oh, what a display of tolerance! We are just so moved!
Not so fast, movie audiences! Two Nazis just happen to catch Dorothy and Ari in the act. And because things haven't changed much in 70 years, the Nazis murder the new couple. That is just, um, sad! If this film is being produced just for the sake of causing controversy, it certainly is hitting the right spots. What do you think, readers? Is the Queen of Tolerance, Lady Gaga, ready to take on the Holocaust?