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Lady Gaga gives Beyonce a diamond-crusted leather whip

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Nothing says 'happy birthday, co-worker' like a kinky toy from Agent Provocateur. Lady Gaga gave Telephone collaborator Beyonce a diamond-studded leather whip for her 29th birthday. Hasn't Beyonce turned 29 a couple of times now? Well, whatever. That still seems more like a gift Sasha Fierce would enjoy.

While the two illuminati puppets cackled and plotted the destruction of modern civilization via coded messages in provocative music videos, Gaga popped some champagne and danced around the dressing room before presenting the whip to Beyonce. Conspiracy theorists are literally sobbing and saying, "do you see? DO YOU SEE?"

Beyonce was 'overjoyed' according to a source for The Sun, and started squealing with glee. Yes, whenever my friends present me with an overpriced sex toy as a birthday gift, I get super pumped instead of weirded out and politely putting it aside.

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