Lady Gaga fans want to "shower" you with chocolate cake and whipped cream. But not if your Asian! On Sunday morning, the Internet had a field day with a Craigslist post from a demented Lady Gaga fan. Mother Monster has now inspired her rabid fans to go online and prostitute themselves to sell her single "Applause." But this post definitely takes the cake!
If you download "Applause" over one hundred times and refresh the "Applause" video YouTube views, you can can get now get your specialized "shower." It will be topped off with a chocolate dessert and whipped cream. But you can't be Asian!
"I don't care how you look, but be in at least decent shape, under 40 years old, and please....NO ASIANS (I know you guys are really intelligent, but I'm just not into the small penis thing), " the post reads. Gaga fans are very tolerant, just like their Mother Monster who passively inspires her fans to write death threats, racist jokes and AIDS jokes to people who just don't like Lady Gaga.
Despite what some say, Lady Gaga and her fans (this column used to be blindly devoted to her) are not turning into a train wreck; it has become a pathetic plane crash. After "Applause" officially bombed, Mother Monster is now allegedly preparing a backdrop video that compares Madonna, Perez Hilton and Matt Drudge to Pennywise the Clown from the horror film "It." Just in case you care, photographer Terry Richardson and Barack Obama are compared to a more happy Bozo.