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Kimbo Slice to fight Fedor
I have just heard a rumor that Kimbo Slice is going to fight Fedor on the Strikefarce card in Nov. Yes, I know it sounds too good to be true, but after reading my last article on Kimbo being able to knock out Fedor, I found overwhelming support from 90% of the kind people who take valuable time from playing World of Warcraft, reading Manga's and watching porn online. These fine people find the time between cleaning their swords, sending twitters to people they don't know and getting ready for their 3rd time in the 9th grade to write clever comments about how great a writer and what a MMA genius I am. Thank you.
So it is to all you great fans that I am proud to announce that Strikefarce has made it offical that Kimbo Slice"and Dice" will be fighting the great heavyweight hype Emily Fedor. Fedor reluctanly agree to the fight after Gina Cinderella Carano refused to take another fight that soon, and no heavyweight fighter on the Strikefarce rouster who has never won a fight could be found with a name similar to someone who has actually won a fight to take Carano's place. So Strikefarce made a call to Kimbo's trainer, Wylie Coytoe and set the fight up.
Dana White could not be reached for comments, but his PR person told us to f...off and don't call back. Dana had a date with Tito and was not about to let the dinner get cold and the wine hot, he had spent all day cooking and getting ready for his night with Ortiz.
More news to come, but be sure to send this virally all over the web, and let's get everyone in the World asking about the Kimbo vs Fedor, the Fight of the Century. I am picking Kimbo to knock out Fedor in 23 seconds, 8 seconds more than Kimbo lasted in his last fight. No seriously Kimbo can beat Fedor, I should know, I write books and you don't.
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Comments
You have got to be a moron you douche!!!!!How dumb of an article to write...It even sounds stupid... dont quit your day job!!! Enough said..
Go back to watching porn and beating off instead of trying to write about MMA!!!
Dude obviously you have NO clue what your talking about. Kimbo's on The Ultimate fighter which won't even be finished playing on spike in November. Every article I read of yours is absolutely retarded. While Kimbo could very well knock out Fedor, they will never fight. Kimbo is in the UFC.
I think he knows what he is doing. First not sure if he really is Ted Gambie. Secondly its fairly obvious he is trying to stir up the drama so you guys can come out and read his articles. It isnt worth it. Every time you see an article written in www.examiner.com dont waste your time to read it or if it has a farfetched article title then you know its this guy or gal. Dont read his articles, dont comment, dont open the articles, and he will get the message.
I think he knows what he is doing. First not sure if he really is Ted Gambie. Secondly its fairly obvious he is trying to stir up the drama so you guys can come out and read his articles. It isnt worth it. Every time you see an article written in www.examiner.com dont waste your time to read it or if it has a farfetched article title then you know its this guy or gal. Dont read his articles, dont comment, dont open the articles, and he will get the message.
he he nice one... responding at all will make me look like a moron and any arguments or even just pointing out how silly Kimbo vs Fedor is, will make it only worse.
Sadly the underlying truth is that your writing his horribly biased to the point where I feel you secretly want to be the person lesnar gets on top of.
maybe people hate you because your articles are really stupid. it's as simple as that
k ive read a couple of your articles and somehow you manage to make yourself look dumber and dumber everytime, but atleast i always have somthing funny to look forward to at the end of the day
Wow... you know nothing about fighting... Stop writing books. Stop running your mouth off, or at least have the stones to step into a ring for once in your life instead of earning belts doing kata's.
You sir are an idiot. Kimbo slice is on the newest season of UFC's ultimate fighter. You just make stuff up and call it reporting. What an idiot.
What the hell?
I think some of you should look into the concept of "sarcasm".
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S*ck my balls !
this guys a n00b
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