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Kim Kardashian Won't Mourn Marriage. Surprised?

Question: What do you do after you hold a sham wedding but you aren't good enough at acting to portray the depression and grief of the divorce? If you are a smart girl like Kim Kardashian, you just ban your reality series from showing those "moments" of divorce drama. That's right, all the crying and fighting and "divorce stuff" will be conveniently left off the cameras.

Good move?

Not so fast. Here was a perfect way for Kim K. to show Hollywood that she really has what it takes to make it as an actress. A good performance could have led her to a lucrative career in romantic comedies. And who knows? Maybe she could land a role as a woman with a disability, which is a sure bet to get the Academy looking your way.

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Daniel Nations is a freelance writer specializing in the use of nouns and verbs. He has also had occasion to use adjectives, and can sometimes be found hanging out with adverbs. His fondness for prepositional phrases has been well documented by the mainstream press, but he absolutely refuses to...

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