The Hollywood Gossip is reporting Kim Kardashian and Kanye West won't be getting married anytime soon, due to the "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" star's yet-to-be-settled-divorce from current estranged hubby Kris Humphries, but there may be a commitment ceremony in the works.
THG said Monday that a Kimye source has all of the super hush-hush details of Kim and Kanye's upcoming commitment ceremony. It will not be a wedding in the traditional sense, because Kanye considers himself very "traditional" and wants to wait to do a wedding right. (Like, you know, until the bride is legally eligible to be married. Minor details.)
Instead, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are considering a magical but non-binding ceremony where they basically tell each other they love each other and then start licking each others' faces in front of 750 of their closest friends and family and six full TV camera rigs.
OK, OK, that's not at all what the Kimye Source said, but we have a feeling we're closer to the truth than one might think. Anyway, according to the source, Kim and Kanye will exchange rings during the commitment ceremony, but "they won't wear them on their wedding fingers."
Reportedly, the "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" starlet will "commit" to her hip-hop mogul boyfriend and baby-daddy-to-be in Malibu at a $15 million beachfront mansion that will be generously on-loan from one of Kim's friends. The so-called "low-key" affair (ha!) is not expected to be televised, but you can just bet Kris Jenner will strap up with a hidden camera and sell the footage to TMZ before Kimye cuts their non-wedding wedding cake and leaves for their non-honeymoon honeymoon.