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Kids jokes: Best St. Patrick's Day jokes

Funny St. Patrick's Day jokes
Funny St. Patrick's Day jokes
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It’s St. Patrick’s Day and what could be sweeter than the laughter of your little Leprechauns? With these silly St. Patrick’s Day jokes you’ll be surrounded by it!

Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
Because they’re always wearing green

When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
When it’s a French fry

Where can you always find gold?
In the dictionary

How does St. Patrick’s Day end?
With the letter Y

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck

What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
Short ribs

Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
He wanted to reach the pot of gold faster

What is a nuahcerpel?
Leprechaun spelled backwards

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck

How can you tell if a leprechaun is having a good time?
He is Dublin over with laughter

What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A Jolly Green Giant

What type of bow cannot be tied?
A rainbow

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Because real rocks are too heavy

What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
He gets wet

What did the leprechaun do for a living?
He was a short-order cook

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Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
He couldn't afford plane fare

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

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