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Kid Friendly Valentine's Day Jokes

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Here are some jokes to get the kids smiling and laughing this Valentine's Day.

  • What is a vampire's sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend
  • What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts
  • What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's day? I'm stuck on you
  • What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's day? I'm nuts about you
  • What happens when you fall in love with a French chef? You get all buttered up
  • What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day? Owl be yours
  • What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? I'm sweet on you
  • What do you call a very small Valentine? A Valentiny


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