Just because it vibrates doesn't mean it's dirty: A Valentine's Day gift guide

The old saying "'tis better to give than to receive" was probably never uttered by anyone who was gifted a trip around the world, a self-parking Lexus, or the ever lurking I Pad. In these cases, the argument might be made that the “give me dat bling” mentality could certainly be for the “better”, or at least a bit more exciting an outcome.

According to our friends at MAXIM “Valentine's Day may be the most painful day of the year but the key to making it through is to keep your eye on the prize.” But what is the prize and are we losing touch with the true spirit of the holiday?

If Taylor Swift has anything to say about it in themovie Valentines Day, we all might just begin to believe in the power of love and an $11 dollar trip to the movies to “get our cupid on”

So what are the “uber fab” of Hollywood hoping for this year? Surprisingly, the stakes are not as high as one might think and simple seems to be the new sexy. Even more interesting is the rise of the technophile.

Tech·no·phile (t k n -f l )
n. One who has a love of or enthusiasm for technology, especially computers and high technology: "Other technophiles see genetic engineering as a route to growth that is almost without end" (Charles C. Mann). tech no·phil i·a (-f l - ) n. tech no-phil i·ac (- k ) adj.

Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2009. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company.

So in the name of the day we set aside for lovers and making card companies rich: A gift guide that is not afraid to admit that, “Just because it vibrates, doesn’t mean it's dirty.” The following products are just a few in a long list of fun and funky products that are catching the attention of those we love to catch of glimpse of.

The Blue Ribbon goes to:

Spaloo! In the age of the Blackberry® and the Tivo®, why settle for an old-fashioned Valentine’s Day in 2010? Give your special someone something that will keep them feeling warm and loved all year long: Spaloo®.

Spaloo is the latest evolution in bathroom technology. Through its sleek design, Spaloo affords users the independence and convenience of a “paperless” bathroom visit and always a warm reception with a heated toilet seat at the touch of a button. www.spaloo.com or call 1-888-SPALOO-2.

1. Casio: a pioneer in digital camera technology maintains a long tradition of innovation and creativity. The Ex-FS10 in blue, grey, red, and white has an optional inner zoom for those must have celeb sightings. www.casioholidaygiftguide.com
2. Supersmile: not all toothbrushes are created equal. Supersmile II LS45 advanced sonic pulse toothbrush has a loyal following among Hollywood, including Kelly Ripa, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, Bruce Willis, Justin Timberlake, Johnny Depp, JImmy Fallon, Adam Sandler, Betsy Johnson, and Calvin Kline. www.supersmile.com
3. Mimobot: USB flash drive, pronounced mee-mo-bot, these USB flash mini drives include wallpaper, icons, sound bites, and an array of digital extras for your enjoyment. Visit them at the mother ship at www.mimobot.com
4. KTI Networks: the Hart shaped USB drive allows you to carry everything from photos of loved ones to that info that the oh so important just can't live without. www.momentum123.com Source: Advertising Specialty Institute (www.asicentral.com)
5. Planet friendly Wrapsacks: it's Valentine’s Day; so don't forget to wrap it up. Did i just say that? With Wrapsocks, follow the eco friendly journey of this reusable gift-wrap. label it at www.wrapsocks.com, christen it with a name, and watch as it keeps the planet green, passing from person to person.
6. Carrie Dunham phone case: as fresh, functional, and fashionable as Tinsel Town demands, Carrie Dunham could not find functional bags that were also stylish while attending Cornell University. Translating her love of fashion and beautiful things into something fashionable for the uber fab woman, Carrie Dunham products can be purchased at select retail stores and www.carrieDunham.com
7. Lights, camera, action, and don't forget your Motorola two way talkabout radio with a built in flash light. Easy to charge, you can always stay connected with a 27 mile range. www.store.motorola.com
8. Toi Bocks: Unique, discreet, and sophisticated. What more could an uber fab ask for? With a hidden lock that reveals inner most personal secrets, the Toi Bocks is the perfect gift for the A-listers we love to love.  www.Toibocks.com
9. Back Flip: Have you ever seen a celeb do a back flip? does your iphone 3G have a built in kickstand? Simple and sublime, the Back Flip from Evolution Designs is a protective soft carrying case with a twist. Flip it up, flip it out, and flip it back. It’s the simple way to make your iphone do a back flip. www.backflipcase.com
10. Buzzy: Celebrity mom and dad alert! Buzzy, a reusable device for minor aches and pains: stings, splinters, and shots. Leave the drama for the big screen with Buzzy. Visit www.Buzzy4shots.com and you'll always be a star with the kid folk.

While this is a guide of and for all that "blips" and "bleeps", a few stand out products to consider "just because".

• Centellino: Wine swisher: doctor's agree that there's nothing better than a glass of wine or two to keep the body red carpet ready. Just like the rich and famous, on the go with a moments notice, the Centellino preserves without altering and always keeps things ready for the next pour. www.Centellino.it
• Huephoria: With absolutely no electronic connection what so ever, I simply couldn't ignore Kahty, Jen and Lisa of Huephoria. Hand blown, hand painted stemware, fun and colorful just like the folks in Tinsel Town with an added benefit. These products are dishwasher safe. Check out the entire line at www.Huephoria.com

While it may not be electric, the clothing and accessories at www.europapi.com will certainly get your engine running and if it doesn't give you good vibrations, then it certainly will jump start your better half.   Luis Perez, Latin Trainer to the stars is already a huge fan wearing the fashions on camera with Tu Desayuno Alegre (Univision/Venevision's top rated morning show)

And for those who simply cannot let go of the potential subtext of this gift guide.

• Ohmibod: "The Freestyle". Liberate your musical pleasure. With dual mode functionality built right in, you can choose between music and manual mode. The world's first music driven "Massager". Clube Vibe: pleasure remixed. A discreet, wearable bullet vibe with three exciting modes: ambient, manual, and music. The club is hot, the floor is packed, you pick up your music player and turn up the tunes as Club Vibe gives you a whole new level of listening pleasure. www.Ohmibod.com