Jonah Falcon, 43, is known to have the largest penis ever measured in a documentary. He says he has declined offers to appear in pornography because he won’t exploit himself. The Huffington Post website reports that Falcon has accepted an offer from the Icelandic Phallogoical Museum (The Penis Museum) to exhibit his 13.5 organ after he dies. Falcon said he is honored to have his member spend eternity displayed in a museum. He said he would like to be nestled between a sperm whale and a polar bear.
Sigurdur Hjartarson, a Latin American historian, opened the Iceland museum in 1997. His first specimen belonged to a bull. According to the Huffington Post, the museum has more than 300 penises and parts from almost 100 different animals, which include whales, seals, walruses, polar bears, and a gorilla. Also, the exhibit proudly displays a two millimeter hamster peter, and a 6 foot package that once belonged to a whale.
Apparently Falcon’s member can sometimes get him into trouble. For instance, in 2012, a TSA agent stopped him because of a bulge in his pants. The bulge wasn’t a weapon of mass destruction; it was just Falcon’s future museum artifact.