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Jim Garrow: Obama's children need their DNA tested

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Jim Garrow's childish hatred of Barack Obama is so great that even accusing him of trying to exterminate the entire U.S. population with nuclear bombs (and conspiring with extraterrestrials) is not enough to satisfy him.

In addition to this, Garrow has invested himself in trying to convince people that Obama is a gay pedophile.

Garrow is so much invested in peddling this conspiracy theory that, in an interview on the Hagmann & Hagmann Report, he suggested that Obama's two daughters, Sasha and Malia, should be submitted to DNA tests to prove he actually is their father, which Garrow claims he cannot be since he prefers to have sex with "his boys."

Garrow claimed that "Bathhouse Barry" has an "agreement" with "Moochelle" to "feed" his "sexual proclivity."

Garrow has made this accusation before, and still has yet to provide anything that even remotely resembles substantiation.

In typical Jim Garrow bat-crap crazy fashion, he also found the time during the interview to claim that wealthy Arabs paid for Obama's college education, as part of some kind of sinister plot to turn black students into "commie-influenced people who would serve the best interests of these Arab states" with ties to China's People Liberation Army, which he claims to have been informed of by Obama's half-brother Mark Obama Ndesandjo.



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