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Jim Garrow: Obama had Fuddy killed as part of birther cover-up

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Jim Garrow, who claims to have worked for the CIA for forty years (overlapping with the time he was supposedly running the ridiculously successful Pink Pagoda charity), has quickly established himself as one of the far-right's leading fringe lunatics with claims that Obama is a currently practicing pedophile, that he is a double agent for Saudi Arabia, that he had Andrew Breitbart, Michael Hastings and Tom Clancy murdered, and most outrageous of all, that he recently plotted to kill 90% of the U.S. population with an E.M.P. attack.

The last conspiracy theory is so ridiculous that only two people in the entire country have so far made any attempt to reinforce it: America's #1 fan of tyranny, Erik Rush, and everyone's favorite evil aristocratic space lizard, Alex Jones, the former of which invited Garrow onto the December 12th broadcast of his radio show.

Erik Rush and Jim Garrow, two of the craziest people in the entire country, together.

They did not disappoint.

Among the usual reiterating of their previous conspiracy theories and calls for violent revolution, Garrow and Rush collaborated on a new conspiracy theory revolving around the recent death of Hawaii's health director, Lorette Fuddy.

Given that Garrow has already accused Obama of murdering three people, it should come as no surprise that Garrow and Rush are now accusing Obama of having murdered Fuddy to cover up his supposedly fraudulent birth certificate.

“There are no coincidences with this administration and with the thugs that have brought Chicago tactics to bear," said Garrow. "We're seeing murder."

Garrow even suggested, later in the broadcast, that Fuddy was later killed with neurotoxins before the plane crash.

What Garrow did not explain, of course, was why this would have been done now, after Fuddy had approved a legal waiver to allow the release of Obama's long-form birth certificate.

Apparently, Garrow expects us to believe Obama is so evil that he habitually kills off his own minions just so Garrow and Rush can have something to rant about.



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