Jessica Marie Alba is one hot and spicy American television and film actress that’s more popular than ever in South Florida, and the video arcade game Tekken 5 is also kick-ass! So, it is only appropriate to include both as topics for this brand new MAGE article, don’t you think?
Many Red Bull guzzling arcade game nerds in Miami like to talk a lot among themselves, and they love to talk about hot ass-kicking sexy women! These gamer geeks know what they like, and they like Jessica Alba very much. Women-loving gamers all over South Florida fantasize about seeing Jessica Alba naked and wet in the shower. Now, isn't that amazing? Sexy and hot Jessica Alba naked, completely nude from head to toe, showering her beautiful and shapely body! That’s how she appears in the new Robert Rodriguez flick Machete (2010), and if you haven’t seen this movie yet, you’ve really missed an amazing show. Lindsay Lohan and Alicia Rachel Marek appear naked with Danny Trejo in a scene from the movie. Jessica Alba appears naked in the shower, and even though it’s a short scene, it is well worth the full price of admission, that's for sure. She is hot; she is nude; she is naked, and the nerds are watching!
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Boom! Pow! Ouch! Biff! Ass-kicking Jessica Alba wears Special-Ops-grade rubberized military boots and steps on the heads of weak and defenseless nerds, and no one can do anything about it!
Rough, tough, dirty and slutty babes are taking over geekdom, and the geeks are having all night Red Bull parties to celebrate! The skinny nerds sometimes try to fight back with sharp ballpoint pens, but they are no match for Jessica Alba in black latex and rubber. There’s no use fighting back, because she overpowers the skinny geeks with her strong and sexy legs and feet! Miami arcade gaming rejects can’t defeat Jessica Alba as she storms in the arcades and cracks the skulls of clueless nerds, and, remember, she has a huge machete hanging from her leather and metal studded belt! Remember to check out Robert Rodriguez’s new flick Machete, and see hot chicks with guns kicking ass like there’s no tomorrow! Machete stars bad-ass babes your mama wouldn’t approve of!
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Without a doubt, Jessica Alba is one hot and spicy chick and she looks great wearing latex!
After all that rant about Jessica Alba being hot and kicking ass, arcade gamers want to kick some ass of their own in Tekken 5. Tekken 5 is a popular arcade game in sunny South Florida!
Tekken is a popular fighting game and one of the earliest fighting game franchises ever. Like other fighting games, such as Mortal Kombat, players choose a character from a lineup, and engage in bloody hand-to-hand combat with an opponent. Tekken differs from other games of its kind because each of the buttons on the control panel corresponds to a particular limb of the player’s avatar character. The game’s unique button controls makes learning special attacks more of an intuitive process. The player is able to figure out the appropriate button-activated commands by watching the movements of the fighter avatar on screen. Tekken 5 is the sixth installment in the popular Tekken series. Tekken 5 is a game credited for taking the series back to its roots. It incorporates a faster and more fluid fighting system and better graphics. More information about the Tekken video arcade game series coming soon, so stay tuned!
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Where can I play the Tekken 5 arcade game?
You can play Tekken 5 at your local Gameworks restaurant, sports bar and arcade:
Miami, Florida location: 5701 Sunset Dr. Suite 330 Miami, FL 33143
Tel: 305-667-4263
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Rich, I saw Machete, and it had its good parts. Some parts really sucked, like the ending when all hell breaks loose. It was one sloppy job at the end. Michelle Rodriguez is really hot, tho. The flick is ok if you love action. I love the part when Machete uses a guy's intestines as rope. Cool! I'm sending you more info. Check your inbox.
Thanks a lot, Matrix D. I got your info. I had to take a brief break from writing, but now I am back to write more stuff. I'll be using some of the info you sent me for my future articles. If you have any more info, send it my way! Take care!
RICH
Umm… yeah.
http://www.examiner.com/arcade-game-in-miami/jessica-alba-naked-and-kick...
So you figure to get hits by putting devoting your opening lede to a description of Jessica Alba naked in a movie that has nothing to do with the game you are supposedly reviewing. And the lede is longer than the game review. You have no pictures of the game itself, just Jessica Alba. In fact, nothing suggests you've even played the game.
And you link to another article that suggests economic recovery will come if someone just designs a video game that features the woman (I'm sorry, "chick") from the Progressive Insurance commercials naked.
Thanks for perpetuating the stereotype of video gamers as pathetic, girlfriend-free losers.
And I can get hits, too! Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Bieber
Hi Mark!
I quit The Examiner, and I'd say you are the loser, because you are getting ripped off by The Examiner. It's better to start your own blog, and get paid a decent salary. By the way, I hate Justin Bieber, and I am far from being a girlfriend free loser; very far. You're just frustrated because your articles are earning less than a penny a click, and you have to work your butt off to earn a few dollars. Get a real job, and write for a blog or a reputable website, and not this piece of junk, pop-up laden mess you call "The Examiner." These articles are here to entertain, and nothing else, so take them for what they are, or don't read them. It's your choice. And after 24, 000 hits and counting, I think people are entertained by my articles, whether you like them or not is irrelevant. A lot of people hate Howard Stern, but people listen to him, and he's filthy rich. How about Jackass 3D? How much more offensive can you get, and I bet it's going to be the number one movie in America.
Again, I am not The Miami Arcade Game Examiner anymore, so if you want to earn almost no pay, go ahead and apply for the topic., or any topic, for that matter. Give it a try and see if you earn anything. There are other content mill sites on the web too, so give them a try. Sit in a chair for six hours a day typing, marketing, formatting photos and researching your ass away, and get paid two measly bucks. It's a good deal, but not for the writers, but for The Examiner. Read about content mills here:
http://www.thewmfreelanceconnection.com/2010/02/content-mills-why-aspiri...
Rich
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