Jerseylicious Season 2...Who can translate Jersey speak

Well, after a week off from the Jersey drama we are right back into it, and just when you think you understand it, they go all Jersey on yo’ azz. So let’s try to sort through this messy little episode, okay.

So Gayle and Alexa are still at war with each other after the throw down at the home last episode, Gayle wants to find a new make-up artist and Alexa want out of the Gatsby. I really don’t see this happening, but hey what do I know? Nothing, I don’t know a thing. Gayle starts to interview all sorts of people for the job and they all have one thing in common...they’re cray with a side of zee! Straight up nutjobs, and you would think that would be a prerequisite for the job, but Gayle’s not feeling it, so the hunt continues.

Alexa is all excited because she is working on a music video, which I really didn’t even know still existed, I thought MTV and Vh1 were all about Teen Moms and Rehab shows. Anywho..the pop star (?) is some chick from Bollywood and she just loves her some smoky eye so Alexa is in heaven. Alexa gathers all her fairies for the big event, even though 2 of those fairies were spitting and pulling off each others wigs a few episodes back. Oh yes, Tracy and Olivia will have to do a Glam Fairy event together and nobody is feeling the love on this one.

The day of the event Brielle comes in and tries to put Tracy in her place but that’s not about to happen because we really haven't figured out where Tracy’s place is. She seems to have a couple of different personalities running around in that little melon of hers. Tracy tells Brielle that she’s all about work and even though she doesn’t like her she will be civil to her. They pinky swear that they will be cool and by the end of the night they are laughing and acting all BFFish. This only serves to infuriate Olivia and soon she and Brielle are getting all sorts of angry, Alexa hears them pecking at each other and hands them each a big ol' cup of shut up. They put the finishing glam on the Bollywood crowd and peace out. Alexa tells Tracy what a great job she did and tells the other two that they acted like idiots. Tracy leaves all happy while Olivia and Brielle go postal on each other in the parking lot. Wow, look at Tracy stirring it all up and then getting the high fivers. Nicely played Tracy, nicely played.

Then we get to see Gigi question how well she and Frankie communicate because she took a test in a magazine and if it’s in a magazine then it’s true, right.  Right.  Frankie heard the word test and started to sweat. Gigi told him to calm down so that they could do a role reversal exercise, Frankie went along with it and did a dead on imitation of Gigi causing her to storm off. Frankie followed her and they kissed and made up, because he did what the magazine said he was supposed to do. Yikes, Frankie better hope the Gigster never reads a magazine about women who kill, she'll be all about the magazine told me to do it. 

Alexa met up with Olivia and talked some crazy shizz about a horse that spoke French and petting it. Olivia was all oh yeah I gotcha and that’s how Tracy is to be handled from this point on. Oh hell, are we talking in riddles here? Is this Jersey speak? I think I need Pauly D to translate for me.

So what do you think about the Jerseylicious crew? Will Alexa and Gayle work it out or will they part ways? Will Olivia and Tracy have another throw down? Tell us your opinion in the comment section below.