Hey, hey, hey how are my Jersey peeps doing? Are you weeping that season 2 is over or are you weeping because it sucked donkey? I mean really NOTHING interesting happened last night! Where was the cliff hanger that left us wanting more? Olivia and Tracy getting weird azz boyfriends was the big thrilling hang onto this moment. OH HELL TO THE NO! How do I recap a show where nothing happened? Whatevs let's get this over with before I throw my computer through the television...
Lets start off at the Gatsby where I have only one thing to say to Gayle....HA sucks to be you Gayle! Oh yes because your make-up monster Doria can't get it together to slap some make-up on poor Christy. Bet'cha missing Livy now, ain't 'cha? Even Tracy was probably wishing that Olivia was there instead of Doria. Anywho, the Gatsby decides to go with the whole mohawk so you don't see the bad make-up idea and practice makes perfect so they practice on poor Christy who looks like she is in serious pain. Poor thing, hope your eyes have healed from mama Gayle trying to wipe off Doria's mess.
At Anthony Robert's Salon Olivia has gone completely mental with a make-up brush, the poor designer almost died when he saw what she was doing. Who knows, maybe she's a Celtic's fan, either way that look was not rockin' a runway baby girl. Anthony kinda had a feeling that's not what most fashion shows were showing these days but hey, he didn't want to hurt Olivia's feeling. Too bad Ant, put on your big boy panties and tell Liv that it her make-up job looks like she's been sniffing the foundation. Hard core.
The Glam Fairy is eating her puppy sandwich and sipping from her cup of hatorade, and all I will beat a bish if she doesn't do what I say as she gets her glam army in check. Jeez Alexa, take it down a notch.
The day of the show finally come and Gayle hates everyone's mohawk and actually tells people it looks like someone pooped on their hair. Way to inspire your team Gayle! Tracy was not feeling the love towards Gayle adjusting the hawks either, girlfriend thought her stuff was tight, but this is the same girl who was wearing a white poinsettia in her hair last week so...…
Over at the Anthony/Olivia team, there is all sorts of drama. The salon flooded the night before, Olivia is screeching at a make-up artist about being late and every thing is running behind.
The Glam fairy is all Yay we won, everyone else sucks. Go home losers. Alexa is just so warm and cuddly, ain't she?
In between the horrible make-up and the fashion show, Tracy started talking to an ex who she says puts her in her place and that's why she likes him. Yeah I know, sounds healthy doesn't it. Oh, and Olivia gets a call from future Mr.Universe Mike, aka the reason Tracy spit in her face. Oh yay, it's love Jersey style, golf claps for all.
So the show goes on and then it's time for the real deal, who won the big ol' crystal pimp cup. Anthony is ready to tear his heart out, Gayle is rocking a mohawk and words cannot describe my feeling on that, and Alexa is still wondering where she's going to put the pimp cup. The emcee takes the mike and the winner is......The Gatsby. Gasp. Shock. Shutter. What the holy hell? Oh c'mon did you really think anyone else was gonna win after Gayle rocked a mohawk? The Glam fairy packed up their wings real quick and flew away, with Alexa screeching I will get my revenge Gatsby. It's called my Glam Fairy special, and I will be queen of the smokey eye.
So that was it, not a great season finale. I have to say I was waiting for a huge fight to break out and there was nothing. Really Jersey, Really? I'm ashamed of you at this moment and I don't want to talk to you right now. I think you need a time out, a really long, long, long time out so that you can think about what you didn't do.
Jerseylicious airs on Sunday nights at 8pm Eastern Standard time in Boston on the Style Network. That's channel 160 to all you FIOS lovers.
What did you think, was the Jerseylicious finale a little bit lame or did you just love it? Let me know in the comment section below.
Comments
Tracy's boyfriend is disgusting! GROSS!!! And if Olivia goes back with "Mikey" - she's nuts! So...wanted Ant to win last night...major bummer! I'll be back for next season just to hopefully see Olivia snag Tracy's new boyfriend away! LOL!
It was OK - still wating for Frankie to give Gi the ring! He cracks me up - he is the epitome of a Jersey guy...love the sarcasm. Thought the crystal cup to Gatsby was totally bogus. Glad Doria finally got slapped down a few pegs, she's the kind of co-worker you really have to watch. Tracey needs a boyfriend to turn her into a human again, so I'm not trashing Jay yet....Olivia deserves more glory - we'll see if she gets it.
good update
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