Happy Monday my Jerseylicious peeps! Last nights episode was a whole lotta told ya so wasn't it. So let's chat about all that was wrong in Jersey last night...
We’re back at the Gatsby and Olivia is beyond happy that she is part time at the Gatsby, so she can still trade fisticuffs with Tracy, and part time at Anthony’s salon. You know, the salon where the employees are just soooo nice. Everyone from the Gatsby is all yeah, yeah, yeah nice sucks but whatevah Olivia, good for you. Gayle finds out that Olivia and Anthony are heading to the NJ Hair show, so they make a plan to meet up.
In between making Anthony look like a porn star in a wig, the crew hears that New Jersey is going to have their own fashion week and they are looking for salons to do hair and makeup for the show. There will be a crystal trophy for the salon that does the best job, and you can see all of their eyes light up. Anthony doesn’t want to work under the Gatsby though, he wants it under his salon’s name. Oh and he'll take Olivia for make up since you gave her the heavage for Doria. It's all good right? Right. Gayle had nothing to say because she was the one who screwed Olivia.
The day of the presentation Anthony and Olivia go with a ‘mild to wild’ theme and live models, Gayle goes with poster boards, and Alexa goes with bish, don’t you know who I am. Yes, you can already see where this is headed but roll with it ok.
Olivia and Anthony meet with a crazy designer Thomas LaVone, who Olivia immediately falls in love with because he wants outrageous,over the top make up.
Gayle meets with Elen Cassis, who is looking for a 60’s vibe. I am not sure why Gayle thought that they would be a good fit because her stylists aren't exactly screaming 60's. Scary yes, 60's no. Anywho Cassis hates the make-up and tells them she'll let them know. Now, I know this is going to be a shock but somehow Alexa winds up auditioning for the same designer and GASP, they run into each other as the Gatsby crew is leaving.
Alexa and Cassis hit it off because Alex knew who Andy Warhol was. I mean really that had to be the reason, because Alexa looked like a big ol' bag of hell this episode. You're the Glam Fairy, you should know better, it's called foundation and unner eye cream baby.
Back at the Gatsby, Gayle get’s the call that Cassis picked Alexa and not the Gatsby but that they will give them another chance with a designer who doesn’t have hair and make-up yet. Also know as, we really want the free publicity so we threw in another designer. So they head on over to meet with the worlds most confuzzled human in the world, Khari. Girlfriend wants everyone to look the same but different, yeah that clears it all up. So the crew goes to work on Khari and all the voodoo dolls that the Olivia fans have been using on Doria started working because girlfriend started to loooose it. Yes, there was sweating, shaking, and all sorts of nasty coming from Doria. She was such a mess that Gayle had to finish the eye make up. The designer tells them that even though she wants the eye makeup, blush, false lashes and every part of the make up changed, they get the job. Uhhh of course they do, because if they didn’t there is no publicity.
So next week should be good because it’s the season finale and we got ourselves a 3 way competition going on. Who’s gonna win? Ya nevah know in Joisey.
Oh and Gigi and Frankie make Sunday dinner for Frankie’s family and it’s a success. Yay for the G’ster, she didn’t burn down the house like she thought she might. Frankie’s glad because this means that he won’t have to order out for the rest of his life. I freakin’ heart these two.
So what do you think, will Doria be able to pull herself together or is Gayle going to regret hiring her. Sound off in the comment section below.
Jerseylicious airs on Sunday nights at 8pm Eastern Standard time in Boston on the Style Network. That's channel 180 for my FIOS peeps and channel 211 for the Comcast crew.
Comments
Seriously, Doria is so freakin annoying. And honestly Glam Fairy put some eye liner on at least, and could you please maybe enroll in an english class. The problem is Alexia is that although you may use big words does not mean that you are using them in the right context.
Frankie and Gigi Get engaged already..... They are the best
Gayle was a fool to take Doria over Oliva (love you sista) and who the hell is Doria - to come in and act like she owns the Gatsby (im like a mother protecting her cubs - blah blah blah) Where were you before the Gatsby was on T.V. --- you left for better pastures - you need to go back and graze in those pastures -- I hope Anthony's shop blows both the "Glam Fairy's" (can you be anymore conceited Alexis) and although I love Gatsby - your going down too ---
Go Anthony Go!!!! Take 'em both down!!!!
Lets call a spade, a spade.....the reason Doria was sweating like a pig in that apartment is because she needs to lose 100 lbs! The way she's treated Olivia is disgusting and the fact that Gayle allowed one of her employees to be treated that way, is just as horrific! I can't stand Doria....maybe she needs to go to work for the glam fairy...with the rest of the losers!!!
I don't know how these young ladies have me hooked but they do. Olivia is my favorite. Alexa is a doll baby and very smart. She knows how to stick up for herself. Tracy I don't think I like her but wonder what her thoughts are when she is all alone. Doria new to the show I HATE......... Gayle was the one who needed to be sent home!!!!!!! Leave Olivia Alone. Gigi and Frankie are Ok. I love Frankie's Mom and Dad. Good luck to Cristy and her baby girl. Now for next weeks show I hope Anthony's salon WINS. Anthony is great. I live in Ohio and wished i could go to the Gatsby to get hair and make up done just to find out what it's like to be there. Now that Anthony has his shop running I would pick Anthony's shop over the Gatsby. The man has more class than any woman on the show. Gayle you have lost it of lately. You had a lot too say About not wanting to work with Alexia no one sent you to time out. Let Olivia not want to be hoovered over by Doria and you just let her have it. DON"T GET IT!!!!! I do love you all thank you for Sunday Nights. Win Anthony and Oliva
Doria is full of herself. She needs to be off the show. I turn the channel when she is on.
Lois is spot-on. I am in the Olivia camp, too. Alexa is a smart-mouth with a huge chip on her shoulder which, I think, will eventually keep her from reaching her full potential. Doria is oh-sooooo obnoxious --- BLEH!.
Also BLEH is the blonde who used to be Olivia's roommate and best friend and now is Tracy's best friend and works for Alexa? What is her name? Saying she is as dumb as a box of rocks would be insulting the intelligence of rocks.
Briella is her name. And I don't like her cuz of what she did to Olivia.
This show is so obviously scripted.
I agree with some of these comments. Doria has got to go...talk about irritating...and who the heck is she?? Protecting the gatsby??? You haven't been there long enough to talk like you own the place. I honestly don't know what little Olivia does to get on these gals bad side.....she's like one of the nicest there...until they mess with her & then she's just trying to defend herself. Go girl!! & Doria...get lost!!!
Brielle, Olivia's ex-friend, should have taken the money she used to buy her boobs and had something done about her FACE. That is one uuuuggggllllyyyy girl. Doria is repulsive. Simple. She has an attitude that makes me want to vomit and a face and body that fulfills that wish. I think the show has degraded to an outlet for acrimony. We have to hear everyone beat up on Olivia, it's constant and repetitious and serves no purpose. I'm becoming disenchanted with these ugly, angry women. However, Christie, Anthony, and Gigi areclass acts.
Totally agree on the Christie, Anthony, and Gigi as class acts. Heck even the guy who sweeps up and hits on the receptionist is a class act in comparisson to most on the show.
I agree with the general consensus here... Olivia is wonderful, and by far the best of the show- Anthony is awesome, wtf is going on lately with Gail and Doria needs to be harpooned and thrown back into the water. OMFG watching her is worse than nails on a chalkboard. Im praying karma kicks her hard during the fashion week competition and she chokes. Both she and Gail deserve that for treating Olivia like dirt, and Olivia and Anthony deserve to win. keeping my fingers crossed! get em, Olivia!
I hate to break it to you, but the entire show is scripted. "Reality," my Aunt Fanny! Tracy, Olivia, and GiGi don't even really work at the Gatsby. They just film part of the show at the Gatsby. They are ACTRESSES! No one could create that much drama and be that unprofessional and still have a job. Since I found out that this is all a hoax, all the fun went out of it for me. I won't be watching again.
So Doria is cast as the villain we all love to hate for picking on our jerseylicious heroine Olivia. Move over Tracy - there is no show without drama and Doria has just upstaged you. Besides, Gayle couldn't possibly be that naive in 'real' life (vs. reel life) not to see how obnoxious Doria's character is (portrayed) - hence the reason this reality show is no different from most others with the level of scripting involved. they even give away the plot line - Anthony the underdog. Next week is the season finale - so I'm wondering how they'll leave us hanging....
I absolutely <3 Olivia and Gigi!
Go Anthony and Olivia...Ant is just too cute for words and I'd love to see Olivia stick it to Gayle for not making her lead makeup artist. Not to mention Alexa has annoyed me since the 1st episode I saw with her on it. I hate people who are so full of themselves.
Anywho GO ANTHONY AND OLIVIA !!!
I wondered where Jerry Springer found all the trash on his shows - now we know. Maybe Alexa, Tracy, Doria and Bimbo Briella could do a spot for him during their off season. I like the show, but there comes a time when the witches need to get knocked down a notch or two. This would be the time. I would LMAO if Olivia won at this competition. And BTW didn't Gayle pursue HER to be lead makeup artist. Get check for alzheimer's Gail, your slippin'.
What is Doria not telling Gayle? What is Doria hiding?
Doria, who boasts of winning awards, having worked with famous people, doing famous events, having all that training. Makes me wonder when Doria is overstating her abilities, training, etc., Doria wants to be involved in everything, and then wants all the credit. Doria who treats Olivia like a door mat. And, Gayle is blind to anything/everything Doria does. OK, Doria, show us your awards, let us see the photos of your winnings, the people you worked with, famous events you've done, sterling recommendations from others, etc.?
Doria wanting to control everything, taking everything personal, bullying Olivia & getting her fired, Doria over anxious about every little opportunity to further herself, her obnoxious behavior, etc., suggests Doria is paranoid. Gee Doria, what was your other job before you came back to the Gatsby?
Gayle is really stupid as a boss of her salon to allow a faker/schemer-Doria to continue working at Gatsby.
Has anyone done a background check on Doria?
Doria is a twirp. It has nothing to do with her weight because I'm not skinny by any means, but why be such a witch and try to take over and act all secret society with Tracy trying to get rid of Olivia. Just another fake person..shock. Gayle will figure it out when it's too late. (SMILE) I just have one question. You know how Tracey is so with it now having long, straight hair that's darker and no to poofey things on the side like she use to have? What is up with all these white flowers, etc. in here hair? Did she look around when she worked in fashion week? Must be hanging with Brielle who is adorable, but loves that side bow thing in here hair...which I further do not understand. Maybe Alexa could give both of them a Glam Fairy makeover too.
Doria should leave Olivia alone. And also she should learn to face her job. Olivia is my favourite.
I found a fb page called "boot doria from jerseylicious" I "liked" the page and commented that I thought her character was obnoxious and that's why people didn't like her and it had nothing to do with her weight. She found the site and personally attacked me because of my opinion. No class!
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