Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 5: Top 5 outrageous moments - Boobs, Hippopotamus, and GTS

So far Jersey Shore Season 2 has been everything MTV and the Jersey Shore cast promised -- outrageously ridiculous, mindless entertainment ... to say the least. But then again, what would Jersey Shore be without drama, break ups, and jaw-dropping moments?

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While you were attempting to adjust your television set to reduce the orange glow, perhaps you missed one of the most outrageous moments of the hour-long Jersey Shore Season 2 episode 5. So let me count them down for you, then weigh in on what your favorite moment was from "The Letter."

Outrageous Moment #5: JWoWW's Boob - If there was ever a question as to how JWoWW got her nickname...Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 5 cleared it up! WoWW! Who needs a push up when you can manipulate their boobs like that? Oh, and why did she even bother to wear a shirt?  All I can say is no wonder JWoWW's boobs have their own Twitter account...they practically have their own zip code.

Outrageous Moment #4: The Letter - This moment would normally have made it higher on the outrageous meter, but because Sammi finally decided to smarten up (at least for this episode) it lands in the #4 spot. The best moment of the whole letter situation has to be Vinny's sign language exchange with Ronnie telling him that Sam found the anonymous note.  Ronnie's reasoning that Snooki couldn't have been involved because she wouldn't use the word "wisely" is a close second and Mike's hysterical reaction to the type-written note is definitely a close third.

Outrageous Moment #3:  Angelina vs The Situation - Pauly D called it on Jersey Shore Season 2 episode 3 when he pegged Angelina as bipolar. She proved his point in Thursday's episode talking happily on the phone one second only to turn on The Situation the next - over a sink full of dirty dishes, no less. The all out screaming match threatened to leave Angelina hungry, but The Situation proved to take the high road and apologized before making dinner for Angelina.

Outrageous Moment #2: A Real Situation - MVP realized they have a problem when they bring home two girls for the three guys. But things quickly change when a hot chick and her "hippopotamus" friend show up, too. MVP devise a plan to divide and conquer and "badabing-badaboom" all three boys wake up with a girl in their bed the next morning after The Situation successfully extracts the hippo. Watch this hilarious scene again!

Outrageous Moment #1: Ronnie's Revenge - Ronnie once again tried to turn the tables on Sammi, but this one might have taken the cake. Clearly, ticked Sammi was no longer buying his line of lies, after she received the much-talked about letter, he intentionally called his "hometown honey" within earshot of Sam to express his need for GTS.

Jersey Shore Season 2 from Miami airs Thursdays on MTV at 10pm ET/PT.

What was your favorite moment of the Jersey Shore Season 2 episode 5? Leave a comment below.

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