Jersey Shore's Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino told the ladies of The View that he's got a five year plan to avoid the road to post reality show stardom obscurity.
"The Situation" visited The View Tuesday morning along with six of his Jersey Shore castmates and answered questions about unprotected sex on Jersey Shore, his portrayal of Italian American stereotypes and his "five year plan" for his life.
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The View moderator Whoopi Goldberg, who has admittedly never watched Jersey Shore, gently asked "The Situation" about his plans for the future.
"Where are you heading?" asked Goldberg. "Because, you know you guys are gonna grow a little bit older and they're gonna look for the next youngest thing, so what's your plan?"
Sorrentino took a deep breath and delivered an answer that he seemed to have practiced in the mirror dozens of times before:
"I've got a pretty deep belief in myself that I can pretty much do anything so after doing maybe 1 or 2 more years of reality if that, then I'll move on to possibly acting. It that works out I'll try it out. If that doesn't work out then I tried it out. Hey-I shot for the stars. If you hit the moon you're still okay."
Joy Behar snidely added: "What's Plan B?" to with The Situation responded: "Does anybody really have a Plan B?"
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While Jersey Shore's Sorrentino appeared fearless in the face of career planning, he grew more modest when he co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck asked him to show the cameras his signature abdominal muscles. "I really don't want to cheapen the product these days," he replied awkwardly.
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When Joy Behar asked The Situation if he used condoms when he had sex with women on his show, Sorrentino looked at her, mouth agape for several seconds and then responded: "Ummmmmmm,....yes. Just so you know I am 100% Italian and I do use protection as well."
The Situation even dubbed The View co-hosts with new Jersey Shore-style nicknames. Whoopi Goldberg was "The Administration" because she was the moderator. Joy Behar was "The Assumption" because Sorrentino found her judgmental. Elisabeth Hasselbeck was dubbed "The Attraction," and Sherri Shepherd, who had copied Snooki's hairdo for the Jersey Shore cast's visit, was "The Duplication".
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