Everyone can stop buying into tabloid speculation that behind Jennifer Aniston's chipper smile is a bitter, miserable hag in desperate need of a man and a baby. I don't just mean for Aniston's sake, I mean for women. Come on. That's so demeaning. Anyway, Aniston is on the cover of People Magazine, as usual trying to downplay rumors of her tragic loneliness.
"I'm really happy! Really," she tells the magazine, after clarifying that her state of mind is the biggest misconception about her. It might be second to the notion that anyone will see her in a romantic comedy, just sayin'.
Aniston clarifies that she's not adopting any Mexican babies and hasn't been banging anyone from her assortment of male friends for at least a year and a half, and while she appreciates everyone's interest in seeing her back in the kitchen, nursing a baby like wimmins belong--" 'Everybody, relax! It's going to happen"--none of that is truly reflective about who she is or what she wants from her life.
CAN YOU BELIEVE HER LIES. I mean, what woman isn't dreaming of giving up all of her freedom and a successful career in order to please a man and raise babies? No real woman, no sir.
Aniston is promoting both the debut of her newest fragrance, Jennifer Aniston, and Just Go With It, costarring Adam Sandler, which reiterates why I am glad I no longer have TV and haven't seen a single preview for it as a result. But a quick read on the plot synopsis leads to the conclusion that it's yet another movie about men chasing younger, hotter ass before they open their eyes and realize the aging crone in front of them has the personality they truly want to make love to.
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