Jay Leno certainly seems to be enjoying his final season as the host of the Tonight Show. He is finally able to go after the democrats and Obama despite the fact that he is on NBC. NBC does not want the bad publicity that a fight with the very popular Leno would bring. And leno isn't missing an opportunity. This monologue is destined to be an all time classic.
It's all about the government closing.
This government shutdown thing is getting old. The national parks are closed, the museums are closed, federal agencies are closed. But our borders? They’re wide open, don’t worry about that.
I guess the illegals can cross into the United States at a Fast and Furious pace.
President Obama has officially cancelled his trip to Asia. He said he didn’t want to be in Indonesia not doing anything to solve the crisis, when he could be in Washington not doing anything to solve the crisis.
The truth is that someone told him the White House sits on National park property and he didn't want to be evicted while he was gone. This way he can claim squatter's rights.
Actually, it’s the perfect time for him to go to Asia. I mean, what better time to leave Joe Biden in charge of the country than during a shutdown? He couldn’t do any more damage, right?
I was willing to bet that he could but the Vegas line was 2-5 that he could.
The shutdown is so bad, Nancy Pelosi may be forced to keep this face for another year. That’s how bad it is.
If she would change her mind as often as she changes her face she'd be bound to find one that worked.
Watch the monologue in it's complete form here.