On February 1, 2004, the sun was shining and the birds were singing. Millions all over the world gathered to watch the Super Bowl XXXVIII Halftime Show. Families laughed, cried, and even ate. Then suddenly, it happened.
A talentless artist known as Janet Jackson entered the stage. She did her usual high school cheerleader dance moves and lip-synced like a pro. Justin Timberlake entered the stage and soon said, "I'm going to have you naked by the end of this song." Then, Janet allowed Mr. Timberlake to violently rip off clothing covering her right breast, which sagged like that of an old woman's. Janet then covered it up like it was some sort of accident. Everbody knew it was no accident; this was nothing but a publicity stunt.
When the event backfired, Janet and her sychophants called the event a "wardrobe malfunction" and blamed it on Madonna, Britney Spears, racism, sexism, and anything else they could attach Janet's stupidity to. Meanwhile, millions of parents were left at home trying to explain to their kids why the woman dressed as a prostitute exposed herself on television. It was a day we all want to forget, but never will.
Since the "wardrobe malfunction," Janet's career has become almost nonexistent. All her albums, singles, and her most recent world tour have bombed. After the death of her brother Michael, Janet desperately tried to use his death to reignite her dead career. Judging from sales of her greatest hits album Number Ones (hmm...the name sounds just like one of her brother's albums), Janet may soon be completely unemployed like many of us.














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WOW, you are one piece of work. I love how you say she "Allowed" him to rip off her costume exposing her breast! Wow, does that mean women who get raped "Allow it to happen or Ask for it"?
Also I don't have a problem with anyone disliking anything, but get your facts straight. Janet's career is not over, since the superbowl she has had several hit on different billboard charts, including her latest number #1 Make Me, no not the success of her "glory days" but success none the less.
Janet didn't blame no Madonna or Britney for any damn thing. Who are you? Some women who found a place to let you spout hate about people and decided to make Janet your scapegoat?
Your opinion is your opinion, and no I won't disagree with that, we are all entitled to that, but get your facts straight. She IS a musical legend, regardless of what her brother did. She is still a singer who has legions of fans in all planes on the globe. Let Janet be her and you be you...who ever you are.
Get over it, lady!!! It happened six years ago and you're still b*tching and moaning about it. It wasn't even that big of a deal. You are so uptight.
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