The internet as we all know is a wonderful place filled with wonderful things to do wonderful stuff, but what people don’t mention is all the wonderfully stupid things that can be done on the internet. For example many people like to think of Facebook as just a place for chatting with your girlfriends or a place to get all mushy with boyfriend or girlfriend. In the world everybody makes mistakes and those mistakes apply to the internet. Here are some things to think about when you log into your Facebook profile.
1. Where am I?
Drunk people are the worst on Facebook everybody knows that. They are always doing stupid things of Facebook and that can’t be helped, but the thing that really gets to me is that you don’t know what in the blue heck they are trying to type. If you wanted to show the world how fun you’re having then have MTV record it for you but don’t you dare log onto Facebook and start typing things that look like aliens have kidnapped you and left a ransom letter because chances are you’ll probably end up dead. No offence, but I can’t read alien.
2. That looks delicious
If there is one thing in life that really grinds my gears, it would have to be when people post what they are making or eating. We get it, you can cook way to go bobby flay, why don’t you go back to the food network and make a show about only white people can cook good food. Seriously there is only one family of black people on the food network. Anyways don’t post food on Facebook if you are trying to tell me I’m fat well you my friend have succeeded.
This next one goes out to all you guys. If the world was in trouble and to save us all you would have to show your abs we as a human race would be saved thanks to the guys in the world who decide after school to take off their shirt and show us you’re abs. if I wanted to see your abs then I would go to the gym and watch all the steroid users doing bench work with their speedos on. Another thing, pull your pants up. If I see you pass by me with your pants down your giving me the opportunity to give you a wedgie so please wear a belt or something.
On the other hand of the guys we have girls. Why do you insist on taking explicit pictures of yourself? All that leaves you with is a girl with no self-respect and a name that no girl wants to be called. If I wanted to see naked women then I would get a stack of ones and go down to the nearest hooters and order a bunch of hot wings.
5. The love birds
Lastly, the boy or girl who is posting their feelings. If you want to express yourself to your boyfriend or girlfriend I suggest that you call Jerry Springer because Dr. Phil doesn’t want any part of that either. I learned in my life that the best way to express your feelings to your lover that face to face works wonderfully. I think they still call those dates?
The mistakes aren’t always serious but they are what I like to call a mistake because if I don’t like it then it was a big mistake on your part.