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It's Steak and BJ Day, but not for Catholics

It's Steak and Blow Job Day! What meat will you serve your man today?
It's Steak and Blow Job Day! What meat will you serve your man today?Dylan Rives/Getty Images for Food Network SoBe Wine & Food Festival

Yes, Steak and BJ Day has arrived, but as March 14 falls on a Friday in Lent, Catholics have to abstain from any meat on the unofficial “Men’s Valentine’s Day.”

What is Steak and Blow Job Day? It’s when oral sex and juicy meat fill a man’s appetite because men do not want chocolate and flowers on Valentine’s Day. According to the Steak and BJ website, a radio personality from Rhode Island unofficially started Steak and Blow Job Day. Thanks to word of mouth, oral fixations, the Internet and Tom Birdsey’s radio program, what emerged from the Northeast has become a nationwide male fantasy.

The premise behind Steak and Blow Job Day follow gift-giving protocol from Valentine’s Day. If a man treats his wife, girl-friend or significant other to sweets, flowers, jewelry and/or dinner to make her feel special on Cupid’s holiday, then she should return the favor on March 14 with juicy oral sex and a succulent steak. If the man’s a dud, then keep your mouths closed dear ladies as he should not be the recipient of your sexual favors and cooking prowess.

The Steak and BJ website offer delicious tips to satisfy more than just the tip as well as recipes for a mouthwatering adventure. However, due to site overcapacity, (no joke), the blowjob tips and steak tidbit recipes could not be accessed at the time of this publication.

The Sex and Relationships Examiner has her own oral sex suggestions, which require a simultaneous maneuver of the fingers and the mouth. However, to divulge too much information would give away a sacred secret. So ladies, use your imagination and not your teeth, except to chew the steak, unless of course you are Catholic, then well, too bad.

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