Is Serena Williams' booty-meat fueling Common and Drake’s beef?

Hip-hop artist/actor Common recently released a diss track in response to Drake’s alleged diss on the “Stay Scheming” mixtape.

While Drake’s diss was somewhat subliminal, Common pulls no punches in his profanity-laced track directed at Drake. Some of his versus include:

My motto is, Chicago b***h

Everybody know ya sweet, what the problem is?....

Don’t play dumb, I’m the one that acknowledged it

Son of a b***h, I imagine what ya father is....

I’m taking too long with this amateur guy

You aint wetting nobody n***a, you Canada Dry...

Yikes.

Conventional wisdom is that this beef centers around the validity of real hip-hop and the damage Drake has done to hip-hop due to his soft reputation and his penchant for singing lullabies. Yes, this is the same Drake that the BIG GHOST CHRONICLES refers to as the “Kitten Whisperer” who “makes lambs look dangerous” and “drinks a glass full of breast milk before he goes to the studio.”

However, sources say the Common-Drake beef actually started because of Drake’s ties to Serena Williams while she was still dating Common. Drake’s interference allegedly led to the break-up, even though Serena claims the relationship ended due to Common’s refusal to invest time and effort into their relationship.

Coincidentally, Drake and Serena were seen playing tennis together shortly after her relationship with Common ended.

All in all, this beef between Common and Drake is ridiculous and will probably be short-lived.

Common’s beef with the Westside Connection in 1995 was settled by Louis Farrakhan. This latest beef with Drake will probably be settled by a panel of judges consisting of Glee actors.

Really, the one and only thing this fiasco could ever prove is the power of Serena William’s booty.