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Iran: United States ruled by Nazis from Outer Space according to Snowden

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Many may consider Massachusetts, California and Hawaii as quiet exotic places, but according to Iran's quasi-official FARS news agency, America has been ran by a race of beings not from astonishing locales of planet, but actually from otherworldly places, as reported on Jan. 12, 2014.

Citing the decidedly stuck-in-the 90's styled conspiracy-centric website WhatDoesItMean.com, FARS claims that on-the-run former federal government employee Edward Snowden's docu-dump of thousands upon thousands of pages worth of classified information from the US government proves that extra-terrestrials (ETs) have ran the American government since the end of the Second World War.

Relying heavily on well-known UFO conspiracy advocate and former Canadian Defence Minster (1963-1967) Paul Hellyer, the FARS agency published "he shockingly admitted that aliens have 'been visiting our planet for thousands of years' and described several types of these extraterrestrials, including 'Tall Whites' who are working with the US Air Force in Nevada."

Hellyer made headlines in 2005 when he stated at the University of Toronto that he had personal knowledge of former President George W. Bush of plotting an "Interstellar War" with aliens.

The former Minister of Defence also claimed that Bush authorized the construction of a "forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

Back to the aliens...

The Iranians assert that the Tall Whites (also known as The Nordics) were responsible for the military technological breakthroughs of Nazi Germany starting in the 1930s.

FARS gives no explanation how the Germans lost the war despite assistance from a race capable of interstellar travel.

The semi-official news service also states that the Nevada-based ETs are under control of Barack Obama's "secret regime" seeking world domination by way of the "creation of a global electronic surveillance system."

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