Well...OK...I don't have any proof that they have a nuclear weapon, but I'm pretty sure they do. It's the only possible reason they are suddenly being so ...so...nice.
It's because the nuke is finished and it's hidden where NO ONE will find it.
So how did they do it?
I don't know for sure, but if I was an Iranian Al-Quds/Revolutionary Guard guy, here is what I would do.
First of all...I have nuclear technology coming out the yazoo. I've been running my nuclear program for years.
And I think that I have all the stuff I need to make a bomb, but there is one BIG problem.
How will I know it will work? Exactly. I need to test it.
But I can't test it in Iran. Not after denying that I am working on a bomb for all these years. Because testing an atomic bomb is tricky and it's really hard to hide the fact that you tested a nuke. It makes a really big bang.
So...where can I test a nuclear bomb? I mean there just aren't that many places in the world you can do that anymore. Hmmmmmm.
Of course. North Korea! They pop one off every so often. The world says HARRUMPH!!! Threaten them with sanctions. And that's it. They wait a few months and pop one off again. Perfect. And the North Koreans will do anything for cash. Or oil. And I have both.
So, I ask the North Koreans to test mine. One of theirs....one of mine....who's gonna know the difference?
Actually you can tell the difference, but that gets real technical.
And while I'm at it...I could ask the North Koreans to test my missile system too. Or buy one from them. They've been testing those too.
And there you have it. We have a new member of the nuclear club.
But of course, the Iranians don't have a nuclear weapon.
And this is just conjecture.