As we already know by now, every season means another show for the favorite son of fashion. With every show, no matter what the contents, the reviews will be stellar. The “real” people who view the show might not comprehend the reviews as the words rarely reflect the reality of the visuals. It is as we say a new edition of the “The Emperor’s New Clothes.”
Rather than do a usual and somewhat normal review of the fall 2013, I thought it might be more fun to compose a telegram which highlights the presentation of last evening. It was, in fact, the show that closed New York Fashion Week. Have a read and have a look and let me know what you think….
Urgent! Telegram for Mr. Jacobs! Urgent!
Late fabric delivery will not arrive… Stop! … Proceed jacket and tops w/ lollipop panty bottoms! …Stop! … Think uniforms-waitress—stewardess …Stop! … If needed omit any bottoms … Stop! …. Use any shiny glitzy fabric to distract … Stop! … Throw fur stoles-collars- shrugs on everything … Stop! … Think pajamas, bathrobes… Stop! … Any basic shapes to fill spaces… Stop! … Anna, Suzy, Cathy, Nicole, Robin, Stefano and fawners will love anyway… Stop! … If need be make fur suits… Stop! … Think Butterfield 8 … Stop! … Think walk of shame… Stop! …Will still get raves review … Stop! … Better luck next season … Stop!
P.S. “In fact, this was perhaps the most overtly glamorous collection Jacobs has ever done, rendered with a moody gentility that transported it far beyond the banal, his invocation of “familiarity” notwithstanding.”… STOP! ... Told ya! … And one more from another blinded critic “Only Marc could turn a bout of melancholy and such simple clothes into the show of the week.” … Stop! … Hahahaha … Stop! … It’s good to be king!
www.examiner.com/slideshow/international-fashion-and-style-nyfw-marc-jac...
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