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Dark Moonlighting by Scott Haworth

Nick Whittier, having been alive for six centuries, has had plenty of time to master three professions. In a typical week he works as a police officer, lawyer and doctor and still finds time to murder someone and drink their blood. He used to feel guilty about the killings, but now he restricts himself to only eating the worst members of society. Few people in Starside, Illinois seem to care about the untimely deaths of spam e-mailers, pushy Jehovah Witnesses and politicians. However, the barriers between Nick's three secret lives start to crumble when a mysterious man from his past arrives in town seeking revenge. Nick must move quickly to prevent the three women in his life, and the authorities who are hunting him, from discovering his terrible secret.

Dark Moonlighting is the first book in the humorous series. It explores four of the biggest clichés in popular culture, and it pokes fun at a number of popular television shows including Law & Order, Bones and House. It also takes a more realistic and amusing approach to the vampire cliché. For example, the average human has the equivalent of five Big Gulps worth of blood in their body. Nick takes twenty minutes to kill someone and, like the vampire bat, must immediately urinate afterwards.

Free on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Dark-Moonlighting-Scott-Haworth-ebook/dp/B00BL3XXH2/

0.99 on Barnes & Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dark-moonlighting-scott-haworth/1114743870?ean=9781490416113

Free on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id606596935

Free on Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details/Scott_Haworth_Dark_Moonlighting?id=GGwXAgAAQBAJ

Free on Kobo: http://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/dark-moonlighting

About the Author:

Scott was born in the wagon of a traveling show. His Momma used to dance for the money they'd throw. Pappa would do whatever he could... Well, not really. That would have been a lot more interesting though. He was actually born in the suburbs of Cleveland.

After existing for several more decades, Scott graduated from The Ohio State University in 2004 with a degree in history and political science. Six months later he decided he wanted to be a writer, which made the degree largely worthless. Oops.

Scott has written many novels in genres ranging from science fiction to political satire. He tried combining the two genres once, but he didn't think anyone would be interested in a sex scandal involving the President of Blargon 7.

When not writing, he enjoys being asleep.

He currently lives in central Ohio, or as you might know it better as, "that state I fly over on my way to a state I care about."

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