The regular column that usually appears in this space is being interrupted for an important PSA brought Health and Human Services and your president.
Fellow citizens, today we celebrate not the victory of an ideology but a celebration of universal healthcare. The world is very different now from when we passed it. The republicans hold in their mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of sickness and the ability to abolish the funding to accomplish it.
Let me be clear, we are talking about Obamacare, never before in the field of healthcare is so much owed by so few to so many. Thru their inaction the very core of Obamacare is at risk. We need you to help save my legacy. For the hope that the change continues we need your help.
It is now only one month until Obamacare becomes mandatory for most citizens across the land. Our common sense solution is in need of a transparent shot in the arm. What we are asking in towns and cities across all 57 states is for the youth who supported me from gulf coast to gulf coast to enroll in Obamacare.
So join with me and thousands of supporters like yourself and convince the working youth you know to enroll for the good of the nation. Contact your sons, daughters, grandchildren and nieces and nephews to join our struggle today!
Those that do help will get points toward their HHS W.O.T. score for future use.
Enclosed is a video which will answer all questions and according to the best marketers your money can buy will convince them it is the right thing to do.
And so my fellow Americans: ask not what Obamacare can do for you – Ask what you can do for Obamacare.
Your President, Messiah, and Supreme Ruler
Barry Barrack Hussein Soetoro, Obama
Note: W.O.T. score: Health and Human Services Worthy of Treatment score. This score is calculated by your number of donations to the DNC, plus the number of protests attended, plus one point per victim group membership, multiplied by the number of times you voted for Obama minus your age. (D + P + (V x 1 ) x (OV) –Age = WOT ) Negative WOT receive no treatment positives depend on current spending crisis.