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Howard Stern: 'Tiger Woods should come clean'

Howard Stern was back in full force on Monday morning's edition of the Howard Stern Show after a week's vacation. The Tiger Woods/Ellen Nordegren/Rachel Uchitel scandal was at the top of Howard Stern's list of topics to discuss.  Howard Stern opened by saying matter-of-factly: "Tiger Woods should come clean".  Howard Stern added that he "doesn't believe for a second" that Tiger Woods wasn't "bangin' that broad" Rachel Uchitel. 

The entire Howard Stern Show cast jumped in to analyze the bizarre circumstances of Tiger Woods three mile-per-hour car accident this weekend, which was eventually revealed to be the result of a domestic squabble between the billionaire golfer and his wife Ellen Nordegren. The infamous scandal trackers at National Enquirer and TMZ.com are reporting that the dispute was a result of Tiger Woods' rumored extra-marital affair with Rachel Uchitel, a woman that CBS News refers to as a 'party promoter and September 11th widow'.

As usual, Howard Stern and his band of proud misfits were able to offer a unique perspective on the hot topic of the day. Howard Stern was particularly gleeful about the fact that Ellen Nordegren assaulted Tiger Woods with a golf club.  "It's like if Beth beat me with a microphone," said the King of All Media referring to his wife Beth O.   

After Robin Quivers read a report from TMZ that Tiger Woods had told a friend that he was going to have to get his wife a "Kobe special" to rectify the situation, Artie Lange offered yet another unique point of view.  While Tiger Woods was likely referring to the $4.5 million ring that NBA star/accused rapist Kobe Bryant bought his wife after his sexual relations with a hotel employee were made public, Howard Stern Show sidekick Artie Lange chimed in: "I thought you meant he was going to get a Kobe beef burger."

Leave it to the man who was called "too fat to fish" to put everything in perspective.  

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