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The dumbest members of the Howard Stern Show peripheral cast are official.
The long-awaited results of the Howard Stern Show IQ tests were revealed Thursday morning.
UPDATE, 11/18/10: See the NEW Howard Stern Show IQ Test results here
Ten members of the Howard Stern Show peripheral cast took the IQ test. The results were revealed in the order from lowest to highest, with American Idol-style intensity:
#10: Wendy the Retard, Score: 61
Howard congratulated the long time Wack Packer on her score:: "Wendy, you did great. I would have thought Wendy was like...30 or something. Wendy, you did great!"
Stern said that Wendy's score indicted "mild mental retardation" and "feeble minded"
Co-host Robin Quivers stated: "So her name should really be 'Wendy the MILD retard'." Stern suggested "Wendy the Feebleminded."
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#9: High Pitch Eric, Score 66
Eric seemed significantly depressed by the results, stating that he had hoped to beat Jeff the Drunk. There was some question by the tester that HPE had thrown the test to seem extra stupid. "I did try," stated High Pitch Eric.
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#8: Jeff the Drunk, Score 89
The final Wack Packer in the scored in the "dull" range. Dr. Sitt jumped in to clarify that the test was not completely fair for Jeff because some of the testing required use of the dominant hand--which the boil-bottomed Wack Packer lost in a car accideent.
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#7: Sal Governale, Score 102
Governale was the HSS staffer to score lowest on the test, but still score within the normal range (90-109). Not terrible for someone who can't find California on a map.
#6: JD Harmeyer, Score 106
"Normal intelligence," stated Stern. "Nothing to be embarrassed about there."
"I'm fine. I'm not ashamed," proclaimed the HSS media producer.
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#5: Ralph Cirella, Score 112
Howard Stern's personal stylist and MyGeekTime host scored in the "high average" range. Not bad for the guy who's made a career out of acting as the King of All Media's Cato Kaelin.
#4: Richard Christy, Score 117
The redder half of the "Richard and Sal" is now officially the "brains" of the Tradio prank call team operation. Richard Christy was at the high end of the high average range. Ralph Cirella states that he still doesn't believe that the 'Charred Walls of the Damned' drummer has superior intelligence.
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#3: Jason Kaplan, Score 118
"I'm not upset by the number. I'm actually fine," fibbed Kaplan. The Howard Stern Show associate producer wanted to beat Scott DePace badly.
Dr. Sitt wanted the staff to know that Kaplan scored in the 99th percentile in the verbal comprehension section of the test, stating that this is believed by most to be the most indicative of overall intelligence.
Then Kaplan broke down: "I hate not winning man," he stated. "I come so close in all these contests. I always make it to the final three, the final two, and I just can't get over the top."
"Are you a loser?" asked Stern.
"Yes," stated Kaplan.
Howard Stern pulled a classic Seacrest move by faking out the final two contestants and then cutting away to a commercial break before revealing the final winner.
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#2: Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate, Score 121
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#1: Scott DePace, Score 122
The man widely believed to be the most obnoxious member of the Howard Stern Show staff is about to get a little more obnoxious. DePace scored in the "superior" range despite his association with "The Video Caddy".
"Yeah! Suck it!" screamed DePace to the collective chagrin of the Howard Stern Show staff.
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Comments
I was rooting against Depace...o well..
Your IQ is: 139
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SUCK THAT DEPACE
That's just as divers as US sidesents, perfect!
Over 140 - Genius or near genius
120 - 140 - Very superior intelligence
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110 - 119 - Superior intelligence
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90 - 109 - Normal or average intelligence
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80 - 89 - Dullness
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70 - 79 - Borderline deficiency
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Under 70 - Definite feeble-mindedness
People were rooting against Scott DePace for ideological reasons(he professes he is a Republican). That was the real reason Robin was rooting against him too and was very vocal about it, even Gary for that matter. Glad to see that calling Republicans stupid and idiots for what they believe has been dealt a severe blow. Thanks Scott!
Dear Paul Sivik,
Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.
Your general IQ score is: 135
LOL!!!
in these kinds of tests, the results vary on each time u make it, 121 and 122 is the same "amount of smartness" on THAT particular test. ^_^
Scott can make a 2nd one and get 110 and gary 130, they are not 100% precise each time.
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