A Howard Stern contest winner chokes to death while in pursuit of his prize. The contest was called, “I want to get my grandpa laid,” and Johnny Oris, 86, was entered by his grandson and won, according to TMZ on Dec. 13.
Oris won sex with two prostitutes from the famed Bunny Ranch in Nevada, which is where he went to collect his prize this week. Dennis Hof, owner of the ranch, said that Oris checked in last night and picked two beautiful women to have sex with, Caressa Kisses and Vanity.
Before getting down to business at the ranch, Oris wanted to go out and have a steak dinner with his grandson, Ed. Oris’s wife died about 10 years ago and he hasn’t had sex in over a decade, but at 86, that’s not so unusual.
While chowing down on a steak dinner, Oris started to choke, he got a piece of meat stuck in his throat and was unable to get it loose. He was at the Sage Room Steakhouse at Harvey’s Lake Tahoe. His grandson and the maître d’ immediately started CPR on the elderly man. The paramedics transported him to the hospital where he was pronounced dead.
The man died without ever getting his prize. Ed on the other hand felt bad leaving the Ranch without “sampling the goods,” so he stayed behind and had his way with one of the beauties. The owner let Ed use one of his dead grandfather’s coupons for his night of sex. This is one case where Ed got more bang for his buck!