Howard Stern sends 'Nature's Gate' deodorant sales through the roof

Howard Stern Examiner
Howard Stern sends Nature's Gate deodorant sales through the roof
Satellite radio megastar
Howard Stern can now add "King of All Natural Deodorants" to his list of accomplishments. Howard Stern's recent on-air endorsement of
Nature's Gate deodorant has sent sales of the Aluminum-free roll-on through the roof.
Howard Stern's on air proclamation that the Nature's Gate Spring Fresh Roll-On Deodorant is the only one he'll use apparently crashed the Nature's Gate website this week when an untold number of fans flocked to the website to hop on board the Howard-Stern-Aluminum-Free-Deodorant Bandwagon. Howard Stern started using Nature's Gate after reading about the dangers of Aluminum-infused deodorant which some researchers say can seal off sweat glands and cause everything from cancer to Alzheimer's disease.
So what's in Howard Stern's magical flying Aluminum-free deodorant? The Nature's Gate website states that the Spring Fresh Roll-On deodorant ingredients include: "Bar/leaf/twig extract," "leaf juice," and "Salvia Officianalis" which is closely related to the "psychoactive herb" Salvia Divinorum.
So,...if anyone sees
Artie Lange trying to snort Howard Stern's underam--just remember it's not a sexual thing. It's an ADDICTION--OK?
Liz Brown,
Howard Stern Examiner
Liz Brown is a freelance writer living in Hollywood, California. She has been listening to Howard Stern for fifteen years and aspires to one day scream "Baba Booey!" in a grossly inappropriate public forum. Contact Liz here.
Comments
We bought some because of Howard's raving on and on about it. He sure is powerful when it comes to products he genuinely believes in. That man can sell me anything!
Maybe I should ask him to endorse my examiner page. LOL. Or yours.
NO KIDDING EMMYLOU! I think we could all use a "Stern Bump"!!!
Somebody needed to fill the Billy Mays vacancy. At least he's promoting better products.
This morning he claims that skindeep.com says Nature's Gate causes cancer and he's going back to his old deodorant. THere will be a run on "Dry Idea" before the morning is up...
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Thanks
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