Howard Stern and his minions did some classic frat boy style chick judging on Tuesday morning's satellite radio broadcast, running Hollywood's hottest women through a "Hot Chick Bracket" to determine the industry's ultimate sexiest starlet.
Howard Stern passed judgment on 32 of Hollywood's most scorching hot starlets to determine the ultimate "Hottest Chick in Hollywood" for 2013.
Jennifer Lawrence vs. Emma Stone, Winner: Jennifer Lawrence
Stacey Keibler vs. Kate Beckinsale, Winner: Kate Beckinsale
Olivia Wilde vs. Sofia Vergara: Olivia Wilde
Stern said he Vergara doesn't "do it" for him, and co-host Robin Quivers says she has a "tranny look".
Beyonce vs. Heidi Klum: Heidi Klum.
"Beyonce's too thick," said Stern.
Quivers said Stern felt obligated to say that Klum was hotter because of he's working with her on "America's Got Talent".
Julianne Hough vs. Kate Middleton, Winner: Julianne Hough
Taylor Swift vs. Mila Kunis, Winner: Taylor Swift
Stern says he's seen Kunis without her makeup on and "she's no Taylor Swift".
Rihanna vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt, Winner: Rihanna
Kim Kardashian vs. Jennifer Lopez, Winner: Jennifer Lopez
Brooklyn Decker vs. Maria Menounos, Winner: Brooklyn Decker
Minka Kelly vs. Halle Berry, Winner: Minka Kelly
Eva Mendes vs. Jessica Alba, Winner: Eva Mendes
Katy Perry vs. Scarlett Johansson, Winner: Katy Perry
Stern said Johansson is getting "a little chubby".
Carrie Underwood vs. Jessica Biel, Winner: Carrie Underwood
"She was smart. After 'American Idol' she lost a ton of weight," said Stern.
Miranda Kerr vs. Kaley Cuoco, Winner: Miranda Kerr
Bar Rafaeli vs. Vanessa Hudgens, Winner: Bar Rafaeli
Jennifer Lawrence vs. Kate Beckinsale, Winner: Kate Beckinsale
Olivia Wilde vs. Heidi Klum, Winner: Heidi Klum
Megan Fox vs. Julianne Hough, Winner: Megan Fox
Taylor Swift vs. Rihanna, Winner: Taylor Swift
"Rihanna, they hide her fat in a lot of photos...I like 'em skinny and dippy."
Jennifer Lopez vs. Brooklyn Decker, Winner: Brooklyn Decker
Minka Kelly vs. Eva Mendes, Winner: Minka Kelly
Katy Perry vs. Carrie Underwood, Winner: Carrie Underwood
Miranda Kerr vs. Bar Rafeali, Winner:
Kate Beckinsale vs. Heidi Klum, Winner: Kate Beckinsale
Megan Fox vs. Taylor Swift, Winner: Megan Fox
Brooklyn Decker vs. Minka Kelly, Winner: Brooklyn Decker
Carrie Underwood vs. Bar Rafaeli, Winner: Bar Rafeali
Kate Beckinsale vs. Megan Fox, Winner: Megan Fox
Brooklyn Decker vs. Bar Rafaeli, Winner: Brooklyn Decker
Megan Fox vs. Brooklyn Decker, Winner: Megan Fox