Howard Stern's got his hands on Pope John Paul II's beads. Literally.
Howard Stern acquired an authentic set of rosary beads blessed by Pope John Paul II from a friend at Sirius XM's "Catholic Channel".
Howard Stern commented on Wednesday morning's Howard Stern Show broadcast that the beads are likely to go up in value now that the deceased pope is being considered for sainthood. Howard Stern is no Pope John Paull II superfan, though. During Robin Quivers' news story on those recommending the pope for sainthood because of evidence that he whipped himself out of repentance during life, Howard Stern responded:
"Let's say there's a god. Do you really think he wants you beating yourself with a belt?" and then added: "That's a weird cat."
Before Pope John Paul II actually rolled over in his gilded grave, Howard Stern announced that rather than using the blessed beads for an untoward Howard Stern Show prank, he would be gifting them to the mother of his wife Beth Ostrosky to score in-law brownie points.
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What does Howard need with those? Are they made of gold? haha
I guess the horse can wear them on the red carpet NAYYYYYYYY!!!!
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how pathetic and unfunny
Howard tossed them out after praying for two days that his dick would grow three inches and and his wife's teeth would shrink three inches. Alas, he still thimble man and she's still the joker. ArtieFanNetwork, where you can call a horse a horse.
Beth is going to use them for anal beads.
"rather than using the blessed beads for an untoward Howard Stern Show prank, he would be gifting them to the mother of his wife Beth Ostrosky"
So is making stuff up how this site works. Howard never said instead of using them as a prank he would gift them to his mother-in-law. That is a rewording and an obvious lie.
He said he got he beads and he gave them to his mother-in-law as a gift. He gave them to his wife to bring down to visit her mother in Florida while her grandmother wasn't doing very good (health wise).
That's all that was said - and the other stuff about "rather than using them as a prank" - it's just MADE UP BY YOU and you make it sound like he said that - but he didn't.
Makes me wonder about everything written here....
Yesterday, he commented buying the beads (he'll always mention when he does something involving him parting with cash). He also said maybe Horsie's mom could sell them on Ebay because they were "blessed" by the head pedo. Stereotypical moneylender.
Sounds like a good son-in-law to me.
First of all, how old are you that you still call yourself Mikey? I know a lot of guys named Michael and they all cringe at the thought of being called by a baby's name. Second, I think she was implying that one would expect Howard Stern to use the beads for some sort of mischievous prank and that instead he gave them to his mom-in-law. Which is exactly what happened. Third, why do you care so much? Weirdo.
Lots of interesting comments Liz! LOL!
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Hey Mikey, "take off your glasses and see dah truth BAWF!"
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