Howard Stern says American Idol runner-up 15-year-old Lauren Alaina looked like a 40-year-old pregnant woman during Wednesday night's Season 10 finale.
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“The girl is 15-years-old," said Stern Thursday morning. "Give her a break—teach her how to dress herself. The girl’s got obvious weight issues. She’s wearing skintight outfits. She looked like a pregnant woman. She looked like a 40-year-old woman who went for in vitro fertilization, had three shots in her ass and they got her knocked up with twins.”
Howard Stern Show co-host Robin Quivers went a step further with the insults, joking: "I thought it was Arnold Schwarzenegger’s mistress.”
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Stern blamed Idol stylists for letting the 15-year-old Georgia-born bumpkin humiliate herself with clownish outfits that were only consistent in the accentuation of Alaina's ample physical flaws.
“They put ‘em in the big city and let ‘em make fools of themselves…that white trash look,” said Stern. "Really. I mean, Jack Black was more svelte."
Stern is an avid American Idol fan and even says he voted for Alaina twice in the hopes that she would beat 'horrible' Scotty McCreery. McCreery took home the title though, becoming the fourth male in a row to be named the country's latest flash-in-the-pan karaoke star.
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