Yesterday, I was invited to tag along with a friend while she took her dog for a walk. I wondered out loud whether her dog was a republican or democrat.
Without hesitation she replied that her dog is a republican and explained why.
A republican dog views all strangers with equal suspicion
A republican dog knows it has to earn its’ doggie treats.
A republican dog only seems to relieve itself on the left side of the yard and never relieves itself on a bush
A republican dog doesn’t bark endlessly about nothing
A republican dog puts its’ doggy bones in a special place for later
A republican dog views the walk with its master as a privilege and not a right
She continued to share her thoughts as she rambled on -- mumbled something about exotic breeds.
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who would want to steal this dogpoo?
"A republican dog doesn’t bark endlessly about nothing"- What about the BS filibustering they'd do if America hadn't weakned their power so significantly?
Mesa-Progressive-Examiner
So does a Democratic dog defecate wherever he or she wants?... stick its tongue wherever he or she wants? ... bark mindlessly if it thinks it will help it get some? ... view any stranger as an opportunity to score? ... stay near the dinner table expecting to get some free crumbs? ... and then let out gas at the most inopportune moments?
I love my Democratic dog.
I know my dog is kind of on the fence and it makes me mad. ;)
Love the article. Funny stuff!
this kind of amateurish crap gives all examiners a bad name.
""A republican dog doesn’t bark endlessly about nothing"- What about the BS filibustering they'd do if America hadn't weakned their power so significantly?
Mesa-Progressive-Examiner "
What filibustering? There were no filibusters in 2009. Not one. Lots of Demoncat lies, but no filibuisters. The libtards in Congress couldn't get their own act together. No honor among thieves, I guess... ;-)
Good little funny piece. Why am I not surprised that the "progressives" would have no sense of humor?
All dogs, except for Pit bulls are democratic, its in the Bible. Don't believe me? Next time you are in Church ask the preacher, he'll tell you that this is true.
A republican dog condemns two male dogs having sex. A republican dog prefers the makers of its' dog toys to be outsourced to be made by cheap labor dogs in the developing world.
Yeah, who would want to repeat it except maybe some conservative cranks in a strip bar?
A Democratic dog is smarter than a Republican one.
How about caps for Republican and no apostrophe after its. There is no apostrophe after its -- ever! (already possessive) You need to learn the grammar and style of the language you're using or do you usually just bark in Republicanese? You're not funny, dog-looking idiot.
Nice story. Is Republican purposely spelled in lower case to indicate the party is not very significant right now?
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However, if the dog is a true Conservative......he or she WILL pee on a Bush.
Janice is nice..isn't she ?
Republican dogs tend to pee on nature and chew up environmental regulations because they think the laws of nature don't apply to them.
They say dogs are blissfully unaware that they'll only live about 10 years, but Republican dogs "know" that a supernatural deity will allow them to live forever, hence they needn't be concerned with "worldly" issues like global warming.
Dang - my 2 mutts must be democrats. They think they deserve everything.
And like a Republican, when the dog does whine about something, it never offers a real solution.
Like your work, became a subscriber. Love is the Law.
Sorry Blake,
You're wrong...Love ain't the Law. Didn't you get the memo..????
Obama is de Law now.
"I know my dog is kind of on the fence and it makes me mad"
Yeah mine too but the other day my dog went from person to person looking for a handout, im getting a little worried.
My dog attacked a peaceful visitor with no valid reason (all my guest did was come to the door!), then hid behind the couch when I called for him to address the issue. That sounds like a repuglican to me. After all, here we are with repuglican congressmen whining about national debt, despite the fact they themselves are responsible for doubling that debt in six recent years when they had congressional majority under repuglican president Bush. They commit the crime, then try to hide when asked about that crime.
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