Lately, sexting is riskier than bringing a bag of peanuts on an airplane. An innocent gesture can quickly turn into a sexual harassment case, and before you know it your business is being flashed before everyone’s eyes. Don’t let yourself be another Weinergate. Below are some sexting guidelines to keep you safe and scandal free.
Get The Thumbs Up: Before your fingers start stroking away, make sure your partner is cool with the idea of receiving sexy messages from you. It’s best to avoid a sexual harassment law suit or restraining order, at all costs. The person you’re thinking about sexting should be someone you’re in a relationship with or very close to, so you should feel comfortable bringing up the subject. If not, stop, drop, and roll away from the phone.
Sext Wisely: Part of the reason you’re probably thinking about sexting is because it makes communicating so much less intimidating. You don’t even need that vodka tonic swirling through you to say what you want, when you’ve got a phone acting as a barrier, right? Isn’t it amazing how a little technology can make you feel bolder than the color fuchsia? Well, slow down tiger. Just remember that anything you toss out into cyberspace can destroy your life faster than a heroin addiction. At the same time, just because you scream to your girlfriend how you love watching yourself disappear into her lady flower when you’re banging, doesn’t mean you should sext it. Use common sense.
No Photos: I’d like to think the term ‘Weinergate’ would be enough of an explanation here, but just in case, allow me to explain further. First of all, women do not want a photo of your junk. We like the real deal, not some megapixel image jumping out at us from our iPhone that we will for sure be showing to all of our friends. That’s right; that image of you stroking your member like Vanna White stroking a vowel will in no way be private. And, who’s to say where that thing will wind up should the relationship end. Do yourself a favor, and don’t set yourself up – for scrutiny or unintentional internet porn
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