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How to Become a Comedian, Part 5

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And let's not fool ourselves. Being a comedian is not so simple as follwing some blog entries and then saying you're a comedian, is it? Well, yes it is. All you have to do is follow the simple diagram. I promise you that with these key ingredients of persistence, seeing cutting edge live comedy, appreciating the masters of standup, and writing your humorous inclinations down, you will become very close to being an actual comedian. Or comedyan, if you want to be politically correct. Just kidding.  

The next ingredient is that you begin to write some actual jokes.  

ACTION: Sit down with the notes you've taken in your comedy notebook and begin to look critically at what is actually really interesting in there. Pick out a few ideas and talk them out, out loud.  Use a voice recorder. You can do it alone or with friends who you feel funny around (in the good way.)  Just babble and rant about these topics. Question things, be curious, really drill down and just get silly. Try on some different comedians' voices. Pretend you're Ellen, Conan, Seinfeld.  Pretend you're Elvis and do your rant with a honkey tonk accent. The idea is to have fun and get loose and let your ideas flow.  

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, SF Comedy Examiner

Alicia Dattner is an edgy, confessional standup comedian who has appeared on stage with W. Kamau Bell, Bill Santiago, Eugene Mirman, Arj Barker, Will Franken, Vanda Mikoloski, and Amy Stiller. She has performed at Cobb's Comedy Club and the Punchline in San Francisco as well as the Knitting...

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