Here’s how jokes about the below freezing temperatures will go today:
Man it’s cold!
How cold is it?
It’s so cold even polar bears aren’t crazy enough to be outside!
Anana, a polar bear who resides in Chicago's Lincoln Park Zoo, had to be moved inside today because it's just too cold for her.
Even boiling water stands no chance against the freezing temps- toss is out of your mug and it instantly freezes mid-air.
The polar vortex has affected two dozen states, causing closures, outages, and below freezing temperatures.