Honey Boo Boo and her McIntyre, Georgia family made a hilarious comeback tonight, Jan. 6, in their HOLLAdays Halloween special on TLC.
The “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” episode featured the Thompson family getting ready for Halloween by deciding which costumes they wanted, checking out a pumpkin patch, and getting lost in a corn maze - cue "Children of the Corn" jokes.
June Thompson (Mama), Mike Thompson (Sugar Bear), and the girls, Alana (Honey Boo Boo) the Go-Go Juice drinker, Lauryn (Pumpkin), Jessica (Chubbs), Anna (Chickadee) and her baby Kaitlyn, shared in the HOLLAdays special by spending the time together, trying on Halloween costumes, throwing pumpkin seeds down each others’ butt cracks, and of course, going trick-or-treating at the country club.
In all the craziness, the family is cracking non-stop jokes. From Honey Boo Boo Child herself talking about the smell of Mama June’s hair dye smelling like “booty boo” to the girls trying to get their mother over her phobia of mayonnaise, it was a riot.
Here are some memorable quotes and conversations from the HOLLAdays Halloween special bound to make you pee your pants (much like Mama June did in the corn maze, but that’s another story altogether):
“I’m tired of seeing your a## crack.” – Mama June to her girls because they don’t wear belts.
“I'm not wop sided just curviness, And beautimous.” – Mama June when the girls said she was “wop-sided” like one of the pumpkins in the Dublin, Georgia pumpkin patch they visited as a family.
“Mama you're beautiful, blonde or not.” - Alana (Honey Boo Boo Child) to Mama June after she and her sisters dyed their mom’s hair.
Sugar Bear and June after she’s done dying her hair and he sees the finished product:
“Seeing June as a blonde would definitely make my loins perk up.”
“You better chain me to a bed bc I'm coming up.”
“In attack mode tonight!”
“You ain't had this in a while.”
Sugar Bear says:
“I wanna open that package back up.”
June shoots him down:
“This package is sealed delivered and closed!”
“My butt crack is all squishy now!” – One of the girls comments after they have a pumpkin seed fight and decided to toss them down each others’ pants.
"Marranaise is something you put on a sammich.” – One of the girls trying to explain what mayonnaise is.
“Ghost stories scare the OooOo out of me!” – Honey Boo Boo Child
“Cankles is like when you've got overlapped meat. You can't tell where your foot begins and your leg ends, or your leg ends and your foot begins.” – Jessica talking about Mama June’s legs.
“A corn maze is um, a corn maze is where they grow like corn and they make it to be like a corn maze.” – June Thompson explaining to Honey Boo Boo what a corn maze is made of.
“Mama "watered" the corn.” – Mike explaining June peed in the corn maize.
“Sugar, you are gaining weight man.” – June to Mike as she pushes him through the corn maze.
“You're gaining it from me!” – Mike’s response to June.
“When June came out as Marilyn Monroe, I instantly became Horny Bear.” – Sugar Bear’s reaction when he saw Mama come out in her first Halloween costume.
“I get the most candy because I work it.” – Alana Thompson
“Halloween was a success this year. Alana got an a##-load of candy!” – June Thompson take on on Alana’s success with her Halloween candy.
“When you get fruits and vegetables you pretty much throw them away. Be nice. Take 'em and then throw them down once we get back to the trailer away from the house.” – Mama June letting fans know how to handle things when you get fruits and vegetables on Halloween.
Were you able to watch the “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” HOLLAdays Halloween special on TLC? What did you think of the Thompson family and their Halloween mayhem?