Happy Hacker's top ten Tiger Woods jokes and one liners

While hanging out at the Naturewalk Golf Course clubhouse in Panama City, Fl. The Happy Hacker was having his usual lunch (Jack and Coke) with his fellow hackers and compiled a Top 10 list of their favorite Tiger Woods jokes. This list is one for the record books!

1. Tiger Woods....."Looking like a fool with his pants on the ground".........
2. In a prepared statement last friday, Tiger said he was really sorry. He also said he'd like to apologize to all the other women involved, if his wife would just give him his phone back.
3. Tiger sounded very contrite in his speech and is back in rehab for Sex addiction. As part of his treatment, they're trying out a new patch to combat his addiction....Apparently it's working--- He's now down to just two butts a day.
4. Rumors circulating about Tiger's return to golf. Apparently, he's taking it slow and starting on the Hooter's Tour and building up to the Master's.
5. Tiger Woods says he still loves his wife very much. And he wants his three iron back.
6. Tiger Woods plans on apologizing publicly on Friday, in a heartfelt, sincere, genuine, earnest press conference written by his publicist.
7. Chinese New Year is currently being celebrated. It's the year of the Tiger in 2010. When asked for comment,Tiger Woods could only giggle and say,"China rhymes with............."
8. What's the difference between Tiger Woods' house and his Escalade? The white airbag in the Escalade didn't blow up and hit him in the face.
9. Bloomberg BusinessWeek has named Tiger Woods the most powerful athlete in the world. Of course, he slept his way to the top.
10. Elin Woods was shocked to learn that she was pregnant. In a rage she called Tiger at the golf course. "You bastard! You bastard!" Elin screamed. "You got me pregnant." Tiger replied, "Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Who is this?"(dailycomedy.com) "LIVE TO GOLF, GOLF TO LIVE"

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