Happy 60th birthday, What's Your Name! Thank you for keeping your skin black and having a recognizable nose for 60 years. I also applaud you for never having babies with Debbie Rowe, nor dating Lisa Marie Presley or going to concerts with Liz Taylor. I trust you have familiar pets, such as dogs and cats, rather than chimps. I also hope you have something like a swing set in the backyard for the grand kids, and not…oh, I don’t know…an amusement park. I for one didn’t think it was fair when Chris Tucker told Jackie Chan, “I’m Michael Jackson, you’re Tito” in “Rush Hour.” Being Tito Jackson is nothing to be ashamed of! After all, you’ve already amassed one whole single (“We Made It,” from 2011), so you are well on your way to breaking all your brother’s records. Here’s to many more years of success!
P.S. I love your tacos!